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Desperately need this on a shirt but I know only 8 people will understand

I love the idea of a trans woman getting access to that 99%chance at $1 million, 1% chance of becoming a girl and pressing it like a million times until the guy running the experiment has to come be like "listen im not a transphobe i said I'd make you a woman not afab but you easily have enough money for bottom surgery now so like swings and roundabouts I guess"

"Honestly this is kind of a forcefem thing for me and it really ruins my buzz when women come in so get out of here"

Wednesday: I am thrilled to announce that our room is haunted

Enid: What?

Bianca: Oh whatever, ghosts aren't real

Yoko: Yeah how'd you work that one out?

Wednesday: Well, I often hear heavy breathing and slight moaning noises in the night

Enid (blushing slightly): What? That's crazy?

Yoko:....

Bianca:...

Wednesday: Sometimes my name is whispered as well, very softly

Enid: Yeah no idea that's like so creepy huh

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Wednesday: Sometimes I hear a creaking noise, like the sort beds make

Enid: I mean ghosts are always making things creak right we should probably get an exorcist in quick and not think too hard about anything that you like hear at night or anything

Yoko:....

Bianca:...

Wednesday: I am yet to find an explanation for the noise of vibration though

Enid: uh rattling pipes it must be there's really no other explanation at all that I can think of

Yoko: Clearly someone in your room has been making a lot of ectoplasm, huh pup?

Enid: shut up

There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn't retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

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