Enid: Guys, I Think Wednesday Wants To Eat Me, Like Cannibalism Style

Enid: Guys, I think Wednesday wants to eat me, like cannibalism style

Yoko: Ex-fucking-scuse me

Divina: Oh my god

Bianca: What?

Enid: Isn't that like sooo romantic

Yoko: NO

Bianca: Absolutely not

Enid: It's like totally cannibalism as a metaphor for love she wants mee so baddd

Yoko: ... I don't know what to say

Divina: I suppose I can't judge, I let Yoko drink my blood

Yoko: THAT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S HOT THIS IS WEIRD

Bianca (wistfully): I remember when I was friends with normal people

idk how interested everyone else is about this kind of stuff but as an English person with a standard southern accent and dialect (picture any english person talking except the queen or adele and that's probably how i talk) apparently I'm from san jose or oakland sooo

I took the NYTimes Dialect quiz

love the genre of horror that's just "the house is alive"

she should be at the pink pony club

Wednesday: Sometimes I think I'd like to put my hand in your skull to feel your wonderful brain and force our mouths closer together when we kiss

Enid (blushing): Sometimes I think I'd like to tie you up and make you listen to love songs for hours just to watch you squirm

Yoko: Sometimes I think I'd like to eat my breakfast WITHOUT you two making me nauseous but i guess life's just full of disappointments for us all

Just stumbled on your blog thru your wenid posts. You are an unhinged lunatic, a complete maniac and a danger to society.

I’ve never followed a blog so fast in my life, never change… unless it’s for the worse

Oh my god stopp🤭🤭 literally shut uppp you flirrrt