"When Life Gives You Lemons" No Longer Works As An Expression Because Everyone I Know Would Be Thrilled

"When life gives you lemons" no longer works as an expression because everyone i know would be thrilled to get free, edible, nutritious food without working or being excessively advertised to

like nobody cares that it's sour, it'll be sweetened by the knowledge that the lemons didn't require you to sell your soul to elon musk and jeff bezos until your body is physically incapable of being productive and you're then allowed to retire

Fuck lemonade if life gives me lemons I'm feasting on them like a starved man on a desert island tearing a fish apart with his teeth

hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.

she should be at the pink pony club

Pink pony club by chappell roan. You agree. Reblog.

Leaving my night job dancing at the Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood to go to my dayjob, also in West Hollywood, where I am part of the only news team that doesn't know WHAT'S on the teleprompter before they read it, and anyone who laughs or breaks loses points

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Head from a girl who is on the naughty list >>> 😈😈😈

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