sillyak

they/them 18yo I like to sleep Reblogs Are Fine! :) https://sillyak.carrd.co/

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, That Man Has Been Killed. He Has Been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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sillyak

2 years ago

Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao

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181 i didnt know what Pages meant but when I tell you my jaw dropped i did some quick math and assuming each page has 20 fics thats 3620 fics that I have read on ao3 like um wow??? some of those bitches be book length!!!! longer even… ao3

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sillyak

2 years ago

I think Wally and J'onn should bond over having unpalatable diets

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dc comics jonn jonzz martian manhunter wally west the flash john stewart justice league funny not my art

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sillyak

2 years ago

TOP TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

Exist

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sillyak

2 years ago

GUYS ITS JON ALL THE WAY I CANNOT BELIVE YOU ARE OF SANE MIND AND THINK WILL IS MORE PATHETIC THAN JON. BITCH ASKED LOVE INTREST IF HES A GJOST - I CANNOT

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the WETTEST, SADDEST, and has the WORST MORAL COMPASS.

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poor little meow meow bracket poor little meow meow poor little meow meow contest jon sims the magnus archives will graham hannibal bffr bffr rn its jon sims 100000% istg if will wins im gonna go feral dont choose will cause hes your fav choose jon cause hes pathetic

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sillyak

2 years ago

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

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batfam dick grayson jason todd tim drake damian wayne damian plays with legos now funny

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