sillyak

they/them 18yo I like to sleep Reblogs Are Fine! :) https://sillyak.carrd.co/

671 posts

Arguing About Who Is Damian's Favorite Brother

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

More Posts from Sillyak

sillyak

2 years ago

What do you mean this isn’t how Damian sounded his first year?

Tiktok

Do not tag as ship pls

Tags :

tim drake damian wayne robin red robin batfam batfamily pirate ship (i am lying) please dont tag as ship

4K notes View Post

sillyak

2 years ago

Tags :

harry potter fuck jkr Drarry draco malfoy fuck terfs trans rights ron weasley pansy x hermione lgbtq

130K notes View Post

sillyak

2 years ago

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy

Tags :

pedro pascal the mandalorian cutie pie

42K notes View Post

sillyak

2 years ago

Watching yall say “trans rights” in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

Tags :

hp harry potter transgender trans rights ive literally been telling everyone this seeing all the hp fans posting how excited they are to play it is just really dissapointing like cmon you are either with us or against us just dont play the game please

69K notes View Post

sillyak

2 years ago

GUYS ITS JON ALL THE WAY I CANNOT BELIVE YOU ARE OF SANE MIND AND THINK WILL IS MORE PATHETIC THAN JON. BITCH ASKED LOVE INTREST IF HES A GJOST - I CANNOT

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the WETTEST, SADDEST, and has the WORST MORAL COMPASS.

Tags :

poor little meow meow bracket poor little meow meow poor little meow meow contest jon sims the magnus archives will graham hannibal bffr bffr rn its jon sims 100000% istg if will wins im gonna go feral dont choose will cause hes your fav choose jon cause hes pathetic

2K notes View Post