Sillyak - AK

Reblog to increase my sample size! Make sure to boost! - also if you don’t agree, you probably are racist! So unfollow me!

This is their dynamic in my head btw

Tim, to acquaintances and people he just met: Damian’s my baby brother, and sure we tease each other a lot, but it's all in good fun.

Tim to close friends and family: Damian’s a pain in the ass half the time, but I love him dearly. I would die for him, and kill anyone who hurts him. He's brave and amazing and so so kind, even though he doesn't see it. He was dealt a horrible hand and deserved better. He fights to be the best version of himself everyday, to be free of his upbringing, and I hope he knows how proud I am of him. I wish I was half as brave as he is daily. I'm glad we're brothers in more than name now.

Damian about Tim: He's alright, I suppose. Kind of a loser.

Damian internally and to people he's close to: He's everything I'm not. Intelligent, loyal, resourceful, a perfect soldier. I see why Father chose him. He's kind. He's strong. He can get along with people effortlessly, and is a natural leader. He isn't broken or disposable or selfish like I am. If I turn out even a little bit like him, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I don't tell him this enough, but I do love him. As much as I can love anyone. I hope he knows that.

Tim, to Damian: Damian.

Damian: Drake.

Tim: You wanna spend time together?

Damian: If you insist.

Watching yall say “trans rights” in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

With vanilla extract being a meme, I wanted to share some black history of Edmond Albius a black slave who revolutionized vanilla pollination.

He used a technique he learned of pollinating melons to polinate the orchids to create the vanilla beans. Vanilla was rare and a luxury mainly due to only being able to be pollinated by its natural pollinator in Mexico.

unfortanely, he didnt receive any money for his discovery despite being called the main man who revolutionized pollination, he died in poverty...

everyone say thank you Edmond

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars