I've Also Written One Like This! Https://archiveofourown.org/works/35473384

I've also written one like this! https://archiveofourown.org/works/35473384

Just saw a post where someone was like “what if Arthur watched Merlin die instead?!”

and I’m. just.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!

In one scenario, you are the hunter.

In the other, you are the hunted.

my ancestors probably braved the wild seas, forests, and mountains in order to hunt for food meanwhile here I am getting a headache after a social event

Himlad

Feanorian week, Day 3

Irritated, she took a bite of his apple and asked, through a mouth full of food, "Well, then, did you ever think that they might not allot the brain space for you, either?"

I want to try something. I doubt it will go anywhere, but it definitely won’t go anywhere if I don’t try. A little bit of explanation here. I don’t know if anyone recalls/played/heard of that *game* where you go around a circle and each person adds a sentence to the collective. Often called fortunately, unfortunately, where you always start with one or the other. (Example; fortunately there was once a boy called Tom. Unfortunately he had a broken leg. Etc.) I kind of want to try something similar with building a wacky story through reblogs. Though I won’t require the fortunately/unfortunately start. Just add a sentence each time and see how it goes. (We played this more than once at my youth group.)

I’ll start here;

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl.

Merlin: Why on earth are you standing on table?

Arthur: This is my castle. I'll stand on the table if I want to.

Merlin: ...

Merlin: All right, where's the spider?

Arthur: Under the table.

Merlin - Professor Edition

Merlin

- was missing the entire first week of class

- can only be contacted through email

- cancelled the final because he was in the hospital for mysterious circumstances

- totally understands when students can't hand in assignments

Gaius

- "it's in the syllabus"

- class is fairly convinced he's conducting illegal experiments but doesn't complain because they all get A's

Arthur

- is currently engaged in a scholarly paper war with Professor Merlin

- loses his glasses three times a week

- is temporarily banned from the school cafeteria due to an incident that was entirely Merlin's fault according to him

- is known for not being about to figure out how to work Canvas despite his claims

Uther

- "Most people fail my class."

- takes points off assignment because "no one's perfect"

- Everyone. Must. Be. On. Time.

- 3 essays a week

Gwaine

- drinks alcohol while teaching

- took the whole class kayaking once

- canceled the final because he accidentally scheduled a trip to Vegas that week

- rambles about his exes for half the class

- rumors of past arrests float around but can never be proved

Gwen

- most encouraging professor EVER

- gives lots of extra credit

- is rumored to have hit Professor Arthur on the head with a frying pan once