Dorks In Wonderland~

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 12

Riddle:Very well everyone,let's start our study session!

Ace/Deuce/Grimm:Alright!

Riddle: Y/N, you have problem with math right??

Y/N:Yeah...numbers are not my thing.

Riddle:Don't worry, we'll start with something simple. Here's the question: if you have 10 strawberries tarts and Ace asks you for 2. How many do you have left.

Y/N:10.

Riddle:Let's try again...if Ace takes 2 of your 10 tarts without asking how many do you have left?

Y/N:10 and he has a broken hand.

Everyone:.....

Ace*shocked*

Riddle:*sighs annoyed * Let me rephrase if Ace forcibly takes 2 of your 10 strawberries tarts, how many do you have in the end??

Y/N:10 and a dead body.*straight face*

Ace:*seriously concerned for his health and life*

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 14

Y/N:Hey Ace, finals results are out, come we'll go see them.

Ace: I'm doing my chores and Riddle is supervising me. Can you please see mine and text me?

Y/N: Sure no problem.

Ace:...Wait

Y/n:???

Ace: Listen...if I fail 1 subject send 'good afternoon to you', if 2 send 'good afternoon to you and Riddle '

Y/n:Good afternoon to you, Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce and the whole dorm.

Ace:......F*ck.....

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 9

(Kinda SFW??)

Ruggie: Hey prefect, wanna make a bet?

Y/N: Sure why not I have nothing to do now.

Ruggie: I bet you can't make Leona go to class.

Y/N: Ruggie.... you are asking too much.

Ruggie: Didn't take you for a chicken!*shrugs*

Y/N:*eye twitching*.....Ohh, is that so? Well you've got yourself a deal Ruggie. *shakes his hand* if I fail you'll get my lunch for 2 weeks, but if I win you'll have to help Ace and Deuce with their homework for 1 week.

Ruggie: Deal!

~In the garden~

Y/N:Hey Leona. *smirk*

Leona:*groans knowing they're up to no good * What do you want herbivore, don't you see I'm trying to take a nap here?

Y/N:*clear their throat * Tell me Leona....Is your King's roar as powerful as your charm?

Leona: What?

Y/N: Because I’m captivated by both.

*silence*

Leona:....

Y/N:Just joking, I was wondering if it hurt.

Leona:...*sighs knowing he will regret asking* what hurt??

Y/N: When you fell from the pride lands, because you're an heavenly creature ✨️

Leona:*gets up and goes away*

Y/N:Wait I have more,

Leona: I honestly don't wanna hear them. *groans*

Y/N:*laughs*Is it hot in here, or is that just the fire in your lion eyes! Oh wait, I should say in your eye!!*follows him*

Leona:*his eye keeps twitching he even went to class just to avoid Y/N awful pick up lines*

Y/N: *proud of theirself* Oh you're gonna love this one, Is your mane made of stardust? Because you’re the constellation of my dreams!

Leona:*covers their mouth with his hand* You are...so annoying...

Y/N: *removes his hand* Come on~ I know you're enjoying all these attentions, you even went to class and made me won a very good bet with Ruggie hehe.

Leona:*his eyes widened at realisation* you little...

Y/N: I'm a good lion tamer, right?*smirks*

Leona:*smirks too* I gotta say herbivore, you are smart....but...not so good as a lion tamer.

Y/N:Uh? Why?

Leona:*leans over their ear* Because your very very annoying behaviour.... awakened the beast in me.

Y/N:.... *blushes a little* That...was awful...*looks away*

Leona:*his smirks gets wider * You better run now.

Y/N:Uh?

Leona:Because this lion will soon eat his prey.

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 27

Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!

Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!

Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.

Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-

Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.

Apollo:....nevermind.

Birthdays in Wonderland~

Happy birthday Jamil Viper!

Y/N:*sneaks inside Jamil's bedroom* hehe

Jamil:*peacefully sleeping*

Y/N:*whispers* Jamil...wake up sleepy hesf

Jamil:*keeps sleeping*

Y/N:Aww he is so cute, who would wake him up?*evil smirk and takes a horn out of nowhere*RISE AND SHINE JAMIL!*plays the horn*

Jamil:*literally jumps from the shock*WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE!?

Y/N: Nah....well not today.

Jamil:Are you out of your mind!? Who the heck wakes up someone with a horn!?

Y/N:Me, anyway Happy Birthday Jamil!

Jamil:....Thank you but couldn't you wait to meet me in the kitchen for breakfast, as we do EVERY single day?

Y/N:Nope, I'm here to say that today you are completely free from your duties, I'll take care of Kalim instead you can sleep and relax as much as you want!*smiles *

Jamil:...you woke me up to tell me that I could relax and sleep all day....

Y/N:Yup exactly.

Jamil:....*throws a pillow on their faces* IDIOT! JUST LET ME SLEEP NEXT TIME!

_Bonus_

Jamil:*finds a small package and a birthday card on his chair*??? *opens it just to finds a book*...."The...One thousand and one night?".*reads the card*

Hey Jamil! Happy birthday!

You always enjoyed when I talk about the stories of my world so I thought that you would like this book, I wrote down as much as I could remember hehe, I know you'll it, have a nice relaxing day. I'll take care of the sunny boy for you.

-Y/N

Jamil:*smiles a little * I wonder what kind of no sense they wrote this time.

~Meanwhile~

Y/N:KALIM STOP USING YOUR OASIS MAKER INSIDE THE DORM!! JAMIL WILL KILL US IF HE SEES WATER EVERYWHERE.

Kalim:But I thought it would be cool having a pool party for Jamil.

Y/N:it was a good idea...IF ONLY THE MAIN HALL WASN'T THE POOL

(The new birthday cards are basically free bodypillows tell me otherwise!✨️✨️ Anyway Happy birthday to our precious Snake boy!)