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I could definitely see him doing that too, he'd probably get busted on security camera one day and then you'd just see him, Kintoki, Siegfried, and Wukong high-tailing it out of a parking lot on a bunch of old bicycles while mall security cops chase after them.
Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:
-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.
-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.
-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.
-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.
-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.
-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.
-Ares is afraid of goldfish.
-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.
-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.
-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.
-Anubis knows what furries are.
-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.
-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.
-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)
-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.
I feel like Anubis would be good at playing a saxophone.
MICTĒCACIHUĀTL, lady death!
from my RoR fic.
Reblogging is fine, but no reposts! And no stealing/plagiarism!
CIHUACŌĀTL, serpent woman!
from my RoR fic.
Reblogging is fine, but do not repost! Do not steal/plagiarize!
Daily dose of Garf
Daily dose of Garf
Daily dose of Garf
Daily dose of Garf
You probably can tbh. Just go and ask Persephone
Since we asked Qin Shi...
Can we stack donuts on it?
"... I beg your pardon?"
Aww, shucks. You’re gonna make me blush.
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness~
😘
Aw, well ain’t you just cute as a June-bug. Jessie leans down to be face to face with you. Lifting up the brim of her hat some.
Careful now, I may just wanna rope ya later. She winked before leaning back up.
This is me now. I’ve become a fish just for you Pussidon 😔
Do you know what The Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be a part of your world~
😘
Is that so? Why don’t you proof it to me then?
-Poseidon
Pose for the fans
-photographer
Simple 🤷♀️
Pickup lines. That’s how I’ll start the conversation 😋
Yo pops, got any advice on how the pick up boys? Since I’m totally not trying to pick up Hermes and Beelzebub
👀
"Hermes and... Beelzebub..? I'm not sure how you can be able to date them much less talk to them."
Ohhhh, flirting back I see~
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute.
Together we’d be pretty cute~
😘
"We might as well rearrange the alphabet, I really want to so U and I together."
No thanks!
Yo pops, got any advice on how the pick up boys? Since I’m totally not trying to pick up Hermes and Beelzebub
👀
"Hermes and... Beelzebub..? I'm not sure how you can be able to date them much less talk to them."
Anyways!
Is the great and almighty Buddha blushing just from a simple pickup line?
They say nothing lasts forever,
so will you be my nothing~?
"Hm..Quite the charmer, aren't you sweetie?"
Nothing that you should worry your pretty little head over, sweetie
I’m not an electrician, but I can sure light up your day.
"..what the dog doin?"
Why is nobody talking about, How wasted Ares was? By wasted i mean lost potential as character and strength. Ares is like the god of war ,Why is so weak than???😭😭😭😭 ,Along with many other character that could have been something....It sucks....
Be warned, I went off on one with this post
... I swear I cried in the shower once just complained why he was wasted.
My man deserves more than what he got 😭
Like, he fought Heracles but zeus stopped that a bit too early! Excuse me!? Old man, the exit is over there, let Ares shine.
Then he finally gets a chance and HADES the fine ass man makes a fine ass move to butt in!
... Ares is forever the gag character, muscular but often dumb as bricks... the fact they just make him get beaten by others... zeus has punched him, and Qin threw him... he was even scared out of his seat... my man acts tough only to know that at the end of the day, he aint-
Look at him being wastedddd look at him poor ares... he dying over here
Don't get me started on other characters- oh. My. Days.
Also.
WHERE ARE OUR BELOVED WOMEN?! I WANTED WIFE REACTIONS TO REALLY DRAW THE DEATHS OUT MORE!! even just cheering! Something! Unless suddenly the gods lost wives?
Where's my Athena? Persephone? Sif? Frig/Frigga? Where's my goddesses at??
WHERE OH WERE ARE THE LADIES?!!?!?!?!?
Where even are the kids???
also... no offence to the Greek gods but move aside cause there's other powerful gods from other religions we could have had.
(Now we've got that little spinoff bit, I'm pleased to at least see different characters... some of them are god damn completely roastable... others not so much.)
Stop giving me greek characters! Give me VARIETY! GIVE ME A GODDESS FIGHTING!! SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING!!!!
Record of ragnarok... WHYYYYYYYY?!!
What was bro smoking while doing this
You know you’re in a fandom when people start doing measurements to find out their favorite character’s dick size 😭 😂 (I don’t say this in a mean way! I find it hilarious actually!)
Anyways, here’s for all you Hades simps
Note; I didn’t make this, it was posted on the Shuumatsu discord server, so I’ve no link for it.
MOTHERING
GUYSS NEW GODDESS!!! FINALLYY!!!
SHE LOOKS SOO PRETTY!! I LOVE HER ALREADYY!! AUTHOR IS FEEDING US WELL THIS CHAPTER!!