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Lmfao feel free.

This man makes me feel like eating drywall (mentally):

While it's definitely possible to not like M/M for homophobic reasons, assuming that everyone who doesn't like M/M is homophobic or going even further than than and assuming that anyone who has any M/F ships (or any ships at all where every character involved isn't the same gender,) could only ever choose their particular ships over a certain M/M ship because they're homophobic is absolutely ridiculous but somehow this idea still hangs around in fandom spaces despite fandom as a whole growing significantly over the last several years and the overall number of people (and type of people) who engage with fandom is much more diverse than it used to be.

Not every fandom space is for everyone and not every single fandom space needs to be completely inclusive, but anyone can and should participate in fandom if they want to, whether they're male, female, straight, gay, etc. We're all here for the same reason-enjoying a series or a work of art that speaks to us in some way-and getting mad at people for what they ship or trying to psychoanalyze people and their beliefs based on what they ship is a waste of time.

One thing about me is that I want to pick up and hold every single tiny chubby bird that I see.

My Record of Ragnarok hot takes:

Lu Bu and Thor would definitely be friends if they met under different circumstances.

Poseidon looks like a generic AI-generated pretty boy.

Jack the Ripper not being the actual Jack the Ripper is kind of a stupid plot twist.

Zero didn't deserve to die, the author should have found a way to save him.

Qin's backstory was too long. Other than that, I don't have any strong opinions on Qin.

Beelzebub is an irredeemable shithead and trying to make him look good is a pointless waste.

Tesla losing to Beelzebub was complete ass. There was no good plot reason for Tesla to lose.

Round 9 was way too short.

Susanoo being set up to die for plot reasons and having most of his screentime be focused on fanboying over Okita is also a complete waste, he has a lot more potential and he got nerfed to make Okita look cooler.

Most of the valkyries don't get enough screentime and don't have enough personality.

Susanoo's older siblings and his father looking younger than him is an incredibly stupid artistic/design choice.

Round 6 was the last good fight, the other fights since then have had some decent moments but overall the quality of the fights has gone downhill since then.

Susanoo should have been an audience member during Round 3 or he should have at least been shown watching part of the fight at some point.

Anubis' design is fine.

I don't have any strong opinions about Hades.

Most of the designs in the Gods Apocalypse spinoff are trash. Sun Wukong in particular has the worst design of them all.

There needs to be more worldbuilding in Record of Ragnarok in general.

Susanoo should have had some sort of storm/lightning related powers.

Kojiro and Susanoo have some of the most entertaining backstories of any characters in this manga, though I wish Susanoo got more characterization outside of his admiration for Okita.

Given Susanoo's backstory, I get why the author had him fight Okita but it would have been interesting to see Susanoo fight Kintoki instead.

Not showing Rasputin's design yet or even mentioning him at all in-universe feels weird as fuck and I can't even be bothered to care about him because still not seeing him at all this late in the game (as of fall 2024,) makes it seem like the author just straight up forgot about him.

Buddha forgiving Beelzebub for implanting Hajun inside Zero when Buddha hated Hajun for killing/eating Zero was a stupid writing choice.

Random assorted Tenkaichi headcanons:

-Hanzo gives good hugs.

-Musashi would use that 3 in 1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner shit if he lived in the modern world.

-Honda would be one of those overzealous football fans who yell at the tv when their team loses if he lived in the modern world.

-Kojiro has a feminine sounding voice.

-Togo is just what would happen if Florida Man™ was a middle aged man who lived in Sengoku Era Japan.

-Kamiizumi would go absolutely apeshit for Ihop, Denny's, Waffle House, and modern breakfast food in general if he lived in the modern world.

-Inshun's forehead reflects the sun sometimes.

-Yasuke carved the world's most elaborate back scratcher out of a single stick once but he either lost it or it got stolen later.

-Fuma and Nagaharu use the same shampoo/hair product(s) etc to wash their hair but neither of them know it.

-Jinsuke goes to bed at the exact same time every night down to the exact minute.

Lol, I try my best.

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

My day be so fine and then I realize that men like Susanoo don't exist in real life.

AI "art" is an evil creation and it devalues the work of real human artists, which will always be more beautiful, impactful, and unique than anything a machine could generate.

I got all excited seeing a message in my inbox thinking that someone wanted to say something or show me something and it was just a stupid fucking scammer aksjdfklahfklasdhfkdjafhkdjsafhkdjasksskajfhadskjdkasjghjadskghdjaskfhdkjfhdskjfdskkjajkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The fact that men who look like Susanoo don't exist IRL will never not disappoint me on every level.

My day be so fine and then I realize that men like Susanoo don't exist in real life.

Not gonna lie, sometimes I forget that there are people out there who listen to Taylor Swift.

Reminder: Only get a vaccine if you're feeling well-if you're sick, wait until you recover to get a vaccine. This goes for all other vaccines as well, not just covid vaccines.

Susanoo would hate u

Yeah, sounds about right, I'd be surprised if he didn't.

Addendum: Adulthood is fighting to get 99% of your friends to respond to your messages.

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

I mean, I'll give them points for creativity, I usually get accused of being racist/sexist/homophobic/a pedophile (or occasionally worse things,) so it's a change of pace. I appreciate the thought though, I'm the only person who's ever written any reader insert fics with my man so I'm always content starved.

Susanoo would hate u

Yeah, sounds about right, I'd be surprised if he didn't.

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I don't want to fix him, I want him to make me worse.

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

The headcanons a lot of people have about me are wildly incorrect but it's fun to see what they come up with anyways.

What about a sword?

when someone says a female character is annoying or bad i pray that the character gets more annoying and also gets a gun

I'm both at the same time.

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature