Susanooswife - World's Least Normal Susanoo Fan - Tumblr Blog

I want a big man twice my size to hug me gently like a small baby bird.

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

I feel like Anubis would be good at playing a saxophone.

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

its fucking crazy how regularly people on this website who really earnestly consider themselves Radical and Progressive vitriolically mock polyamorous people

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

The feeling is mutual on his part, he loves everyone and every living organism he's ever come into contact with.

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

other social media websites im on are like. hawk tuah girl and mr beast are collabing for a festables event. and tumblr is like. here are my top 10 favorite ants

Manifesting that people comment on my fics.

What selfshipping is like

little miss is tired and drained, yet still hoping for the best

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

Hey! Yeah! Just because YOU find a female fictional character sexually appealing does not mean that they are hypersexualized. A woman who is covered from head to toe and even has a cape and armor that doesn't cling to her body like a second skin, is not hypersexualized(or fanservice) just because you're into that kind of design.

People who hate on female characters and/or villainize them just for "getting in the way" of their (usually toxic or unlikely) mlm ship are so weird what

100%.

i will admit to some of my past posts here being “Cringe”, and “Tumblr”, the latter of which I feel no remorse for, given we are, after all, on Tumblr. If the court deemed my posts “Reddit,” however - quite the apology would be in order

My fat bastard probably just wants food or attention lol.

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

I'm gonna assume I wouldn't be a cinnamon roll character if I was a fictional character because my first instinct when I hear someone cough in public is to move away from them.

i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence

burdened with glorious purpose (writing 2d anime man smut on the internet)

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.