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Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:
-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.
-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.
-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.
-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.
-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.
-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.
-Ares is afraid of goldfish.
-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.
-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.
-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.
-Anubis knows what furries are.
-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.
-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.
-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)
-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.
I could definitely see him doing that too, he'd probably get busted on security camera one day and then you'd just see him, Kintoki, Siegfried, and Wukong high-tailing it out of a parking lot on a bunch of old bicycles while mall security cops chase after them.
Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:
-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.
-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.
-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.
-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.
-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.
-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.
-Ares is afraid of goldfish.
-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.
-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.
-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.
-Anubis knows what furries are.
-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.
-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.
-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)
-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.
I should probably clarify that I don't live in Italy, my grandparents were immigrants from Italy, I was born in America, but most of my family is Italian.
Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:
-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.
-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.
-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.
-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.
-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.
-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.
-Ares is afraid of goldfish.
-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.
-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.
-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.
-Anubis knows what furries are.
-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.
-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.
-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)
-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.
I'd be happy if I got comments and kudos on my fics more than once or twice a month.
"I don't like water" your piss is probably radioactive.
“I don’t like water” you want a medal? Should we tell everyone?
If covid vaccines could change your gender, the gender demographics of the U.S would be wildly different than they were 5 years ago and they're not.
Shout out to the antivax cashier who I think just tried to warn me that the covid vaccine was gonna trans me into a man.
"Girl, you don't know what they're putting in you, you could turn right into the incredible hulk"
It's... Wrongheaded and bad, but simultaneously the funniest possible way I could have had that conversation
I'm gonna assume I wouldn't be a cinnamon roll character if I was a fictional character because my first instinct when I hear someone cough in public is to move away from them.
i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence
My fat bastard probably just wants food or attention lol.
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
100%.
i will admit to some of my past posts here being “Cringe”, and “Tumblr”, the latter of which I feel no remorse for, given we are, after all, on Tumblr. If the court deemed my posts “Reddit,” however - quite the apology would be in order
Manifesting that people comment on my fics.
The feeling is mutual on his part, he loves everyone and every living organism he's ever come into contact with.
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
I feel like Anubis would be good at playing a saxophone.
I want a big man twice my size to hug me gently like a small baby bird.
Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...
Susanoo wouldn't know how to use the internet.
your fave would write fanfic about you but are they also the type to start Tumblr Discourse over you??
Other way around for me: I want him to fuck me into a coma.
I want to fuck that old man into a coma.