Some Deranged Record Of Ragnarok Headcanons:

Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:

-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.

-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.

-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.

-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.

-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.

-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.

-Ares is afraid of goldfish.

-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.

-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.

-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.

-Anubis knows what furries are.

-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.

-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.

-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)

-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.

If you get an error message about a security breach on a work with embedded audio or video, don't be alarmed! The embed is hosted on the Internet Archive, which is under attack by hackers. AO3 is not affiliated with the Internet Archive and has not been directly affected.

Posted: October 11, 2024 03:42 UTC

If covid vaccines could change your gender, the gender demographics of the U.S would be wildly different than they were 5 years ago and they're not.

Shout out to the antivax cashier who I think just tried to warn me that the covid vaccine was gonna trans me into a man.

"Girl, you don't know what they're putting in you, you could turn right into the incredible hulk"

It's... Wrongheaded and bad, but simultaneously the funniest possible way I could have had that conversation