I Could Definitely See Him Doing That Too, He'd Probably Get Busted On Security Camera One Day And Then

I could definitely see him doing that too, he'd probably get busted on security camera one day and then you'd just see him, Kintoki, Siegfried, and Wukong high-tailing it out of a parking lot on a bunch of old bicycles while mall security cops chase after them.

Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:

-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.

-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.

-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.

-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.

-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.

-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.

-Ares is afraid of goldfish.

-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.

-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.

-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.

-Anubis knows what furries are.

-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.

-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.

-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)

-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.

I'd be happy if I got comments and kudos on my fics more than once or twice a month.

let’s pretend he’s looking at me like that…

If covid vaccines could change your gender, the gender demographics of the U.S would be wildly different than they were 5 years ago and they're not.

Shout out to the antivax cashier who I think just tried to warn me that the covid vaccine was gonna trans me into a man.

"Girl, you don't know what they're putting in you, you could turn right into the incredible hulk"

It's... Wrongheaded and bad, but simultaneously the funniest possible way I could have had that conversation

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”