Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.6

Naruto characters x things I said pt.6

How did I manage 6 parts of this?!

Part 1 - part 2 -part 3 - part 4 -part 5 - part 7

Warnings: mention of panic attacks

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Itachi, after he stopped crying for a breakdown: That was actually pretty stupid if you ask me.

Kakashi: You know, cosplay is fun until it's 3 in the morning and you have to take all the make up off

Tenten: Ehy, if I were to cut my hair, what haircut should I do?

Neji: Don't.

Tenten: Why?

Neji: Because I know you and you'll just think "But maybe short hair" and you'll continue to cut

Tenten: *cuts her hair without saying anything*

Shisui: My confidence with messy, wavy hair just went *proceeds to show a printed grafic*

Gaara: It's not true that my face is always the same. I can look disappointed in myself sometimes

Shikamaru: If I say it like that it sounds like I want to kill him, but I'm too lazy to do it

Hinata, chuckling nervously: It's not like I had 2 panic attacks yesterday

X: What colour are your eyes?

Kurenai: ...Yes

Kakuzu: I have to be wise with money since I'm poor

Hidan: No one will stop me from buying this, not even me

*alarm going off*

Obito: OK, I had my five minutes daily cry. What am I supposed to do?

Obito, two seconds later: And people ask why I don't have mental health

Naruto, in his office doing paperwork and on the verge of tears: How did I manage all those years of this shit?

Shino, during a test: Sounds like the right time to panic and have a breakdown. Hopefully I'll be quiet and I won't disturb the others

Sasuke: I can't wait to graduate and insult him with everything he did

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More Itachi and Shisui headcanon

Because I love them and their dynamic

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In a non massacre!AU

They ship the children together

Itachi is on sasusaku while shisui is for sasunaru

They still like the other ship thought

The kids still don't know about it

While Kakashi is well aware and does everything in his power to let one of them win the bet

Yes they placed a bet on which ship would sail

The loser has to take the winner out for dinner

Itachi just wanted free dinner

Shisui answered with "mood" and shook his hand

Kakashi is being corrupted by both of them

He just wanted to mess with the kids, but if he gets something out of it he isn't going to complain

Itachi sometimes takes out Sakura to help her sort out plans

Shisui has a harder time to make Naruto understand his feelings

Sasuke was hella suspicious about their little get together with his teammates

So he bribed Kakashi

Moral of the story Sasuke prohibited his teammates to go out with his family and Kakashi got a new copyright od icha icha

How he got it is still a secret

When Shisui and Itachi have a free day they sped it together

They mostly lay down somewhere and wonder about life

And when they go out to drink Itachi has to be the babysitter

Shisui is the extroverted one between the two, so it's not surprising that he laughs a lot more

His laugh actually lights the place

And attracts a lot of people too

Itachi gets annoyed easily but this

So he puts on a genjutsu

He likes to enjoy Shisui by himself thank you very much

He swear he's not jealous

Shisui doesn't believe him and teases him

He actually enjoys it more like this

But he's not willing to say it because he doesn't want to give up his teasing privileges

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Kakashi headcanons

The way I'm wipped for this man

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We all know this. This man is touch starved

But at the same time he hates being touched without permission

That's why when Naruto hugs him or does anything remotely close to affection he seems to not like it

He loves it

Even if he didn't want to be touched

But that's because it's Naruto

If another kid were to do this he would be a bit angry and annoyed

He begins with small gestures

He gives headpats

Sometimes he gifts Sakura with some flowers when he sees she's a bit upset and feels left behind

Sasuke glared at him once because he gave him a plant

Sasuke loves plants

But it seemed suspicious. For the following days he glared at the plant while watering it

I bet my money this man is totally awkward with new people

If they're not a ninja, this man doesn't know how to approach them

So he just stand there awkwardly and says weird things

He realise what happened just after

His nights are totally passed reading

If he's not reading or sleeping, he's walking around the village

Sometimes with Pukkun

Pukkun still treats him like a kid

"I'm a grown ass adult"

"Not with your life choises"

I mean...

It was rude of him, but could you blame him?

Back to Kakashi

When he was Hokage he used to disappear after work and no one would know where he was or how no one saw him

He just wanted to avoid people

He didn't like people talking to him like he was someone important

I mean, you're the hokage, but whatever makes you sleep at night sweetheart

Puppys

If he sees a puppy he's all for it

He loves to pet them and play with them

Sasuke still can't comprehend how an almost fifty years old man could still behaviour like he was twenty

But let's be real

Sasuke learned Kakashi's age just recently, along with Naruto

Sakura had her doubts, but at least she didn't think their teacher was forty when they were twelve

She called them stupid and went on with her day

Kakashi thought about dying his hair when he was around ten years old, because they made him remember of his father

He wanted to go black, but he didn't had the heart to do it

To this day he wondered what would have happened if he did dye his hair

Sakura says he would look old

Sasuke isn't interested

And Naruto just wanted to eat his ramen

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They're the type of...Haikyuu boys edition

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IWAUZUMI

He's the type to touch every time he kiss. He loves to grip the back of the neck and feel the hair in his hand or he would grip the waist...hard

SUGAWARA

He's the type to kiss every inch of his partner's face. He just loves to shower his partner in kisses while he hears their laugh

KUROO

That type of person who just goes silent for a good minute before going all out to tickle. If you see him in silent mode... RUN

KAGEYAMA

He's the type to just stand there until you say something to him. He does that every time until he's comfortable enough to sit on his own(It took him months). He needs his time, okay?

TANAKA

The car guy. You know when guys pull their arm in the passenger seat so that they can see where they're going with the retro? He thinks he's super hot while doing it

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There are different type of people. I am, in fact Kakashi for most of my day

Naruto; I hope something good happens!

Sakura; I hope nothing bad happens...

Sasuke; I hope nothing happens.

Kakashi; I hope the bad thing that is inevitably going to happen is at least pretty funny

More Shisui headcanons

Because there's not enough stuff about him

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Shisui is a serious person

He swear he is

But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant

He lost it

Every inch of his seriousness was gone

Oh, the way he teases the kid

Someone save Sasuke, please

Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes

Itachi is always so confused by him

But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain

So he just goes on with his day

As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants

And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday

And one for Christmas

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year

Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes

It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space

Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him

Shisui is a sucker for romance movies

Itachi is the one who has to endure that

Shisui cries every time

And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues

He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby

So...

Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?

Yeah, those are Shisui's drug

He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi

Itachi blushes every time

But he secretly likes it

Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair

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