sodium-h

It's all fictional, there's no wa-gosh that's hot

I write when I feel like it. other times I just put my two braincells to create dumb shit

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Conversations I Would Have With Mcu Characters Part 3

Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3

Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*

Sam: the fuck are they saying?

Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*

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sodium-h

4 years ago

Kakashi: I hate you guys so much

Sasuke: sorry, you said something?

*that night*

Kakashi:...and none of them listened to me!

Iruka, reading a book: there there

Kakashi: are you even listening?

Iruka: mh, yeah

Kakashi: then what did I said?

Iruka: yeah, love you too hun

Kakashi: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Naruto: I've been zoning out for the past two and a half hours.

Sakura: Sorry, I got distracted halfway through.

Sasuke: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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3 years ago

More conversations I would have with mcu characters

Part 1 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Me: Steve... are you gay?

Steve: wha- no, of course not, why would you even ask?

Me: Bucky.

Steve: What?

Me: You really think that everyone would say fuck you to the whole American government multiple times, create a war between the team they were part of and promise to each other to be together till death just for his best friend?

Steve:...

Me: yeah, no shit, you're not slick captain dumb

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4 years ago

Kakashi: the kids...

Iruka: The kids what, Kakashi?

Kakashi: The kids are kids!

Iruka, trying to understand what is happening:

Kakashi: Iruka, you were right! You were right about everything!

Iruka: I know, Kakashi, but i need you to be more specific.

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sodium-h

3 years ago

Conversations with Mcu characters part 4

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Took from a real conversation I had with my friend

Bucky, entering the room while talking to Natasha: What are you doing?

Me: Waxing, why?

Natasha: You're...You're not flinching?

Me: I should?

Bucky: Teenagers are fucking terrifying

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3 years ago

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

MJ falling really gave me anxiety, even though I knew she was gonna make it. I was with my friend and he said: "Well in some ways he learned from his errors" and I wanted to beat the shit out of him because even thought it's been years since I've seen it, I'm still not over Gwen

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