Obligatory Reblog For Bigger Sample Size

Obligatory reblog for bigger sample size

Look her in the eye RIGHT NOW and tell her Naranja Academy is a good school. Poor girl was bullied so hard that she LEFT

And we ain't even talking about how she lost her father to a space-time distortion (her father is Ingo and you can't convince me otherwise)

TW: Eyestrain, and spoilers for Across The Spider-Verse

Villain of The Week.

wanted to see how batshit i could go with the colors

Eri from S/V is Ingo's daughter

trust me Arceus is my fathers uncles cousins brothers roomates stepbrothers uncles dads best friends landlord.

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

Spoilers for Ace Attorney Investigations 2 and minor spoilers for Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations and Apollo Justice Ace Attorney

So in writing a fic I went down a largely unnecessary rabbit hole which resulted in me learning that:

A. The final case of AAI2 is the same month as Phoenix's disbarment

B. Bridge to the Turnabout happens two months before AAI1

Which means that in Feb 2019 is Iris's trial, after which Edgeworth goes overseas for a month.

Edgeworth gets back in March and immediately has to deal with 1. a murder on his flight, 2. a kidnapping, 3. a murder in his office, and 4. a murder at an embassy. All one after the other.

And then, The Next Week: 1. an assassination attempt on a foreign president, 2. the murder of that murderer, 3. an attempted murder, 4. Kay's amnesia and the accusations of murder against her, 5. resigning his badge, 6. the actual assassination of the aforementioned president, and 7. investigating a cold case.

And then once he thinks that's over with, The Next Week he hears that Phoenix Wright is going to be disbarred.

I think this joke's been made before but truly April 2019 is Miles Edgeworth's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Month.