Spiderman Noir - Tumblr Posts
guess who finally watched into the spiderverse
good ol spider noir
spider noir concept
woop. more spider noir
In a world obsessed with labels, he shattered them all. Gender as an obsolete construct. But even he, couldn't mask his surprise when Noir handed him those monochrome roses. If they bore color, surely they'd bleed burgundy. Now, Hobie clutched roses as black as Noir’s himself in that ridiculously attractive trench coat, echoing the haunting allure of gothic masterpieces. His astonishment wasn’t just about the irony of it all, but a ghost from the past – the only other flowers he'd known were those laid on a friend's grave.
The moment his eyes landed on those flowers, he envisioned their fate. A worn-out vase, marked by time and, let's be honest, indifference, stood on the improvised windowsill of his houseboat. In due time, he'd press the black petals between the pages of the very few books he actually owned and didn’t borrow from the library, crafting what he knew was called a herbarium.
Yet he reveled in the drama, taunting Noir with antiquated traditions. Noir, though, with eyes that missed nothing, caught the shadows Hobie always tried to bury. Rooted in old-world charm and serenades like "The very thought of you" or "My time is your time" Noir's actions screamed louder than words. It was evident in the deathly beauty of the bouquet, the embrace of a dance in his dimly-lit kitchen, and gestures as subtle yet profound as an open door or a beckoning hand. On the battlefield, Noir's presence loomed, not out of doubt in Hobie's prowess – they've danced with death together for months by now – but because a gentleman’s heart knows when to shield what it treasures most.
i just KNOW they have beef (alt panel i scrapped under the cut)
noir my beloved 🫶🫶🫶 he just like me fr (19 and acts like the elderly) he would pop his joints REALLY loudly (like Obnoxiously loud) and when people stare at him Horrified he’s just. tee hee! these creaky ole joints 😊😊
Canon (he’s me fr)
Normal people making detailed headcanons and descriptions of Spider-Man Noir based off of lore etc:
Me: Lmao he’s got woman hips.
Okay so I just rewatched into the spiderverse
I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out already, someone probably has, but it’s just a really small detail that I noticed and it’s that the eyes on Spider-ham’s nose match whatever expression his eyes are making and it’s really fucking funny. They also blink with him and it’s the same in the shorts.
Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is
YES YES YES YES
spider-noir + spider-punk 🤝 punching nazis
A pencil draw I did a year ago that I edited digitally this year cause SPIDERMAN NOIR AAAAAAAA
every major character's screentime in across the spiderverse
miles morales: 1 hour, 26.5 minutes
gwen stacy: 56.5 minutes
miguel o'hara: 23 minutes
rio morales: 20 minutes
jeff morales: 17.5 minutes
the spot: 14 minutes
peter b (& mayday) parker: 9.5 minutes
hobie brown: 9.5 minutes
george stacy: 9 minutes
pavitr prabhakar: 8 minutes
jess drew: 5.5 minutes
margo kess: 3.5 minutes
ben reilly: 1 minute
peni parker: 20 seconds
spider-man noir: 10 seconds
spider-ham: 10 seconds
NOIR HEAD CANONS PART 3 ISH??
I can’t stop drawing these help me I promise I’ll make something different with the others HABSGGA
Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked
This was so good
The Peni and Noir scene we deserve
I will never stop thinking about how ITSV could have very well been at least one childs introduction to nazis
Thank you, Spider-Noir 😭🫡
woke: being spider-man is a metaphor for being queer
bespoke: the idea/feeling of being in the closet is not unique to being queer, but can in fact be relevant to various aspects of life, both in fiction and in reality
broke: SPIDER-MAN ISNT GAY 😭😭😡😡😡
The whole squad when Noir start talking about Vulture biting the heads off chickens and eating Uncle Ben and then he realizes that the cannibalism part actually isn't apart of the canon event and that's just a Him Thing
