First Shot

first shot

Thank you, man who invented chess

Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby

Additionally on 🕊️’s thought, if void is so light that means Hollow is def top heavy because of their mask alone not being pure void.

And I imagine their mask is a solid weighty amount. Like. Their head is huge. Canonically it is one hornet tall. That’s like. 5 feet of mask on the very least. If even it’s hollow/full of void. That’s still a decent amount of mask material.

In theory if you could get Hollow off balance they’ll fall like a tree. Absolutely eat shit. It’s just hard to do so because they’re strong and just. Hardly move if they don’t want to be moved. And also I imagine a lot of their training was “alright people might try to get you off balance to gain the upper hand. Don’t.”

YUP

Part of my headcanons is that they're incredibly easy to carry and manhandle if they let you. They're stupidly strong, which you wouldn't expect from somebody so light, and if they're stubborn about staying somewhere no force in the world is going to move their lanky body out of the way.

Also, they probably learned to easily catch themself if they ever trip or they'd absolutely wreck their shit if they fall

we forgot to teach your boyfriend media literacy and he completely misunderstood all the themes and narratives. yeah the underlying message too. he got tricked into believing in-universe propaganda and is writing a longpost about it now sorry

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.

"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."