My Friend, Giveing Me A Cookie: Because You Were The Only One That Didnt Eat Marshmallowme: No, I Dont

my friend, giveing me a cookie: because you were the only one that didnt eat marshmallow me: no, i dont eat lotus my friend, knowing what im about to say: ... me: im traumatized from the odyssey my friend: why am i even talking to you-

Iphigenia✨

My mother: you know, you should read the picture of dorian gray

Me: nope

*one year later*

Me, after reading the book: wtf mum

Me: yeah, ill just listen to some songs to fall asleep

Me not even one song leter: *crying* Penelopeee *crying* and Telemachuuus *crying*

Achilles, my poor little meow meow, the wettest, angriest, most pathetic man I've ever seen

He did everything wrong, and he deserved the punishment. But hes still my fave I don't care if they cancel him <3

rereading the picture of dorian gray

I forgot how much I love this book and how much I hate Henry