I Went To Ikea Recently (a Fruitless Expedition, But Thats Irrelevant) And The Fucking Names In This

I went to Ikea recently (a fruitless expedition, but that’s irrelevant) and the fucking names in this place dealt psychic damage.

I look to my left?

SMÜLT.

I look to my right?

RINGSTA.

sure fuckin hope they exist or else I’m kinda fucked, career wise. lmao

if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

ive been working on my worldbuilding stuff! i downloaded wonderdraft and went ham. i hope tumblr doesnt destroy the quality lol (click on it if it does)

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Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

if anyone ever wanted more reason to resent arthropod geneticists, there’s a single gene in a bug-infectious bacteria that controls the production of toxins which destroy the immune system and hydraulic muscle capacity in insects within 24 hours of infection. this gene is called the “mcf” gene.

wanna take a guess what that’s short for?

this fucking disease that is basically arthropod rabies depends on a gene called makes caterpillars floppy.

I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?

Nim Chimpsky.

Fucking monkey pun.

And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But

BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.

Maruaweeka. I am Alula, an indigenous diviner. I am offering readings so I may stabilize my finances and send aid to those in need. They are trying to force me out of school to and stop HRT and I need to go back in fall for my physical/mental safety. 

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