Agree With Paul Being A Labrador, But Also, Yes. Goldfish.

Agree with Paul being a labrador, but also, yes. Goldfish.

──┈ Animals I see them as and why

𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉: Squirrel

๑ Is this yo food? Not anymore bitch, gimme that!

๑ He can and will scratch you if you annoy him enough, pray the Lord that he's not hungry or he'll bite as well.

๑ Do I trust you? No, I don't... I'm just kidding I do... Or do I? Guess we'll never know.

๑ If you make friends with him tho, be prepared to be followed everywhere and God forbid if he sees you with another Squirrel, I mean, human. This bitch is petty as hell, he won't look at you for a week.

𝕯𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊: Panther

๑ He's majestic what can I say? And have you seen the way he eyes people?! Yep, run for your life hun cus' this panther got you as his prey.

๑ 'Fuck with my kid and see what happens' energy. He would k.o anyone and anything that he considered a threat to Laddie, he'd be fighting with claws and teeth.

๑ Listen, a panther's still a cat, s'just a really big one, therefore: loves belly scratches and will ask for them just laying beside with no jacket.

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖔: Ginger cat

๑ He's crazy, batshit insane!

๑ Always doing some chaotic weird shit, can't and won't be normal.

๑ His bipolar ass can't decide if he loves or hates you, one day he'll be all lovey dovey and the next night he's contemplating if he should kill you in your sleep.

๑ You know when people say that cats are liquid because they can fit anywhere? Yeah well, Marko also does that. He's the master of hide n' seek, always hiding in impossible small spaces.

𝕻𝖆𝖚𝖑: Labrador

๑ "You wanna go on a walk?", proceeds to destroy half of the cave because he got too excited

๑ There's too much energy in his body, get him on the boardwalk and go in all of the rides and play all the games, somehow he still have energy to burn

๑ Super intelligent but in a stupid way, does that make sense to you? Like, he always says the most idiot stuff but when you stop to think about it, it just turns out to be the most intelligent and insightful thing you have ever heard.

๑ Loves to play in the water, get him inside a bathtub to clean him up and watch him turn into a baby playing with plastic yellow duck.

Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes:

Y/N: *Looking at Max* Where are you going?

Max: A wedding, a longtime friend of mine is marrying their best friend.

Paul: See! I told you best friends can marry each other!

Y/N: You're disgusting, I'm not marrying you

Paul: Yes you are, and we're gonna kiss each other

Y/N: No we're not

Paul: And we're gonna walk out holding hands where everyone can throw rice at us, and you're gonna smile

Y/N: I'm not smiling, and can you even step foot in a church?

Paul: You better fuckin smile.

Marko: We're throwing birdseed instead!

Y/N: Something is wrong with you Paul

Paul: Then at the reception we're gonna slow dance all night, like this *starts dancing by himself*

Y/N: I'm not doing that

Paul: It's gonna be so much fun

Y/N: I'm not dancing with you

Paul: And then the honeymoon...

Paul: I'm gonna fuc-

Y/N: Paul, stop... That's nasty.

I was cackling when I was making this

Bitches be like “this is my sweet smol baby we must protecc him” and it’s a morally grey vampire who has killed hundreds, maybe thousands of people. It’s me, I’m bitches.

"It's not that deep Buffy, geez" 🤣 I agree!

Please continue this!

The Lost Boys watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

This is longer than anything I’ve written up to this point already so if y’all like this I’ll do a part two.

(Part one-Seasons 1-3) (Spoilers for BTVS)

•Paul makes them watch it

•They’re like, ‘Why would we watch a show about a vampire slayer? Haven’t we lived that nightmare?’

•He’s like ‘wait wait wait you guys, the vampire slayer is a hot girl AND she has SEX with the vampires.’ Nightmare? More like wet dream

•They’re like 😮😮😮

•So they watch it

•They see her in the first episode and they’re like damn we got two 12 year olds with god complexes and they got this hot blonde chick???

•There is no justice.

•Paul is IN LOVE with Buffy. He watches the show with heart eyes fr

•The boys are like, ‘Paul she’s a slayer it would never work’ and he’s like, ‘I could fix her😍’

•Dwayne sighs

•The first couple of episodes are hard for them to get through, but Paul’s like, just power through it

•They think Cordelia is hot

•Angel’s introduced and they’re like, dude this tall quiet guy who reads a lot is just like you Dwayne!

•Once they find out that Angel’s a vampire that doesn’t even eat people, Dwayne’s pissed.

• “Damn, they made your guy a pussy.” Marko gets a pillow thrown at him

•Once they find out he gets the girl though they’re kind of like, gotta do what you gotta do I guess

•They hate Xander. HATE HIM.

•They grumble every time he comes on screen

•1. They think he’s annoying as hell and 2. He’s trying to steal Buffy from Angel??? LET HER FUCK VAMPIRES XANDER

•Buffy dies in the season one finale and Paul LOSES IT. He’s like, ‘there was not one single vampire hookup wtf??? All we got was some slow burn shit???’

•Oh she’s back, nevermind.

•In season two Spike shows up and they do a double take

•Marko, Paul, and Dwayne silently look at Spike, then at David, then at Spike, then at David again

•Paul says, “…is that guy supposed to be you?”

•David’s narrows his eyes and says, “I don’t see it.”

•The boys all exchange looks and then Marko says, “yeah he has a British accent and a great haircut, he’s wayyyy hotter than you.”

•Marko gets a boot thrown at him

•Marko WANTS to add that Spike doesn’t need high-heeled boots to look taller but he’s on thin ice so he keeps his mouth shut.

•Spike is a total bad ass with a hot crazy vampire girlfriend

•They’re like damn where are our hot crazy vampire partners????

•No. Justice.

•Paul says, “well, Marko’s our hot crazy vampire partner.” And Dwayne and David are like true true.

•Marko grumbles like ok but where’s MY psychopath

•Then they watch Spike get hit over the head with an axe by Buffy’s MOM and they all get second hand embarrassment, like yikes

•They’re like, ‘Lucy never could’ve pulled one over on us like that’ embarrassing.

•When Buffy fucks Angel they’re like FINALLY

•Angel turns into Angellus and eats someone in the next episode and Paul jumps up and yells “I knew he was fakin’ it!”

•Marko, David, and Dwayne groan. Dwayne’s like ‘just listen’

•Later that same episode Buffy blows up the bad guy with a bazooka and they’re like ‘damn we’ll take the twelve year olds’

•They love that Angel tortures and eats people now

•David literally pulls out a notepad and takes notes

•When Angel kills Jenny and stages the murder scene for Giles he and Marko each shed a single tear at the artistry. They’re impressed.

•Paul’s like, when are they gonna fuck again?

•When they see how Angellus turned Drusilla crazy they’re like ohhh ok so that’s how we get the hot crazy vampire partners

•Now Marko’s taking notes too

•Xander lies to Buffy so she thinks there’s no chance of saving Angel and Marko’s like, ‘can Angel just eat this guy?’

•Spike and Buffy team up? (Hot). Angel gets cured? Buffy kills Angel?????

•They take a break for blood after the season 2 finale, it’s a lot to process.

•Faith comes into town in season three they think she’s HOT

•Paul ships Faith and Buffy

•He also ships them with him😍

•ANGEL IS BACK???? AND NAKED???? COULD THINGS GET ANY BETTER????

•Paul is literally drooling through the entire episode

•They’re bored by angsty Angel he is nice to look at though they miss Angellus

•Willow and Xander kiss? Dwayne, who’s been pretty quiet the whole time, says “she could do so much better.” They all nod

•They literally think “the dog” is a better choice for her

•Xander is the biggest vampire cockblock ever they hate him so much

•SPIKE’S BACK

•His hot crazy girlfriend dumped him. Damn.

•They pause the show to pour one out

•They love Spike so much

•He’s basically David at this point and they love David. (David especially loves David so he’s a hugeeee Spike fan)

•Paul’s favorite episode is Bad Girls

•He rewinds and replays the scene where there dancing together at the bronze. Like a lot.

•Dwayne confiscates the remote after the 8th playback

•Their jaws drop when Faith kills someone, but they’re on her side.

•Marko’s like, ‘It’s not that deep Buffy, geez’

•They appreciate the use of chains in the show

•Faith is evil now? Hell yeah.

•The show needed another hot evil female character. She’s not a vampire but they’ll take it

•Hot crazy vampire Willow the next episode, fuck yes!

•Angellus is back? Just what this season needed

•He’s Marko’s favorite character

•This torture scene is weirdly erotic? David and Marko love it.

•Angellus isn’t back???? Their jaws are on the floor

•Marko’s low key disappointed but he appreciates the plot twist.

•They all miss Spike

•They love Faith but they hate the mayor.

•Second biggest vampire cockblock fr

•Also he eats bugs? What’s up with that?

•Angel gets shot by a poison arrow? Dwayne says he’ll stop watching if Angel dies, he grew on him.

• “Nooo Faith don’t die you’re too sexy ahaha”

•They HATE the watcher council, especially Wesley. They think Angel should get to eat him.

•Angel feeds from Buffy? They’re jealous.

•Paul is HELLA jealous

•He yells at the TV like, “THAT SHOULD BE ME”

•They finish season three, the gang beats the bad guy blah blah blah, but ANGEL LEAVES

•They all agree there needs to be another sexy vampire in season 4 to fill the hole Angel left

To be continued???

A comic page I did of The Lost Boys just joking around

The line art is pencil on paper(that’s why it’s blurry) I just slapped colour on it digitally