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Detail from Witches going to their Sabbath, 1878. — Luis Ricardo Falero (1851-1896)

tony: this metal bit was coated in some sort of flammable chemical, that's why it blew up when we hit it... i just can't tell what it is

bruce: well, we could just run tests on-

tony: *licks the metal*

bruce: *stares*

tony: *holds it out* c'mon bruce. lick the science

Can not disagree

yeah? and?

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

made this because the world needs more GIFs of Dwight

Daryl: You didnt bring anything back did yea? Besides necessities

Y/N: Yeah *jacket starts meowing*

Daryl: Y/N. What do you have

Y/N: Nothing to worry about

Daryl: Y/N.

Y/N: *about to deny some more until a kitten popped its head out from their jacket* Uhhhh. We can name it Cat like how the dog is Dog

Daryl: You think that’s supposed to convince me to keep it?

Y/N: Uhm. Yes?

Daryl: …Fine

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went insane with the brushwork here

more velstrega art of mine [oc]

Paul: Why should I apologize?

Marko: I'll tell you why. Because you're nothing but a backstabbing Judas with sensible shoes!

Paul: Oh, yeah, well you know what you are? You're a two-lira tramp with cheap bridgework!

Marko:  May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

Paul: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! You should be so lucky.

Marko: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

Paul: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Marko: (Gasps)That's it! Come back here and say that to my face!

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Always grateful to come across incorrect quotes 🙃

Round 2 of Lost Boys incorrect quotes

David, talking about Star: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Marko, joining in: Looking right because you left

Y/N: Looking up cause you let me down

Paul: Looking down cause you fucked up

Dwayne: What’s wrong with you guys?

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David: Good Evening

Marko: Good Evening

Y/N: Good Evening

Paul: You all sound like Dracula, try spicing it up a little bit

Dwayne: EVENING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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David: Wake me up….

Marko: Before you go go!

Y/N: When September ends.

Paul: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.

David: Shit.

Marko, confused: Wait, three?

Cop: Yes?

Y/N: OH FUCK PAUL FELL OFF!

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Paul: Change is inedible.

Dwayne: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Paul, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Dwayne: Paul was banned from the buffet on the boardwalk, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Paul: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Dwayne: Paul, you ate a chair!

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Y/N: David, my old arch enemy.

Star: …. I thought I was your arch enemy?

Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Star.

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Micheal, struggling to keep up in their 1 inch heel boots: yeah, I-I don’t really think heeled boots are for me

Star, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in silver 6 inch heels: WEAK

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Micheal: Am I in trouble?

Sam: Take a guess.

Micheal: No?

Sam: Take another guess.

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Sam: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Edgar: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Allan: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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Lucy: Is something burning?

Max: Just my love for you.

Lucy: Max, the toaster is on fire

If anyone has any werewolf film recommendations let me know!

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

*James and Regulus literally just holding hands*

Sirius: you filthy whores

James: literally where did you come from the door is locked--

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Saw @90smovies post this so I had to crop and tell you guys that THIS!!!! THIS IS HOW THE LOST BOYS FLY AROUND!!!!

YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME ON THIS!!! THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK WHEN THEY ARE FLYING ISTG!!

i saw people were reblogging this old parko art i did again so i decided to redraw it

Imagine this:

You and Dwayne are together, you being his mate. You were still human at the moment, not quite ready to give up the sun just yet. Dwayne being Dwayne, has obviously wanted to have kids since, well, since forever, but him being a vampire, he knew that he would never have that. He was very happy to at least have you, his mate. 

One day, you have the surprise of a life time for Dwayne. You are pregnant. You both had no idea that this was even possible, but after some talking to Max, you found out that, while very rare, it was possible. Dwayne was over joyed at this. He would finally be a father and he was so happy to be having this baby with you.

About 2 months into your pregnancy, the whole time Dwayne had been waiting on you hand and foot, you had even more exciting news to tell Dwayne. Not only did this motherfucker get you pregnant, but he had somehow managed to get you pregnant with twins. When Dwayne heard this, he just about died of happiness. 

This boy was the happiest vampire on earth. He was going to be the father of twins!! As the months went on and your belly grew bigger and bigger, Dwayne’s protectiveness of you grew and grew but so did his love towards you. This boy did everything for you. You barely had to lift a finger. He even opted to carrying you around most of the time and at night he would pull you in close to him, one of his hands on your, now very swollen, belly and hold you as you fell asleep. 

When it was time and the babies came, it was over. Dwayne was in heaven. He finally had everything he had ever wanted. You, his mate, and to be a father. He had created his own little family, within the family he had with his brothers, with you and he could not be happier……….Well…. Not unless you got pregnant again.. 

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Part 3 of 9: Letters G through I

[Poly!Lost Boys x Female!Reader]

[Summary] Part 3 (Letters G through I) of the Lost Boys Yandere Alphabet co-written by @that-girl-who-writes-sometimes and inspired by my Modern!AU headcanons.

The boys’ feelings for you are not a game. They love hard, and it’s not something they take lightly. If they promise you forever, they mean it, and there’s no going back. Escape attempts are not appreciated it. Why would you ever want to leave them? They spoil you, for God’s sake, but if you want to play hide-and-seek, they don’t mind entertaining your little game. They are vampires, after all; they love the chase. 

David

David finds your escape attempts hilarious. He knows what you’re about to do before you even do it. He can read your mind, hello? But out of sheer boredom, he may let you wander. You’re always within arm’s reach. He can snap you up, and have you trapped in a tight snare within moments, and there’s nothing you can do about it but beg for forgiveness because you WILL regret your actions. David will always be 20 steps ahead of you. You’ll never be able to hide from him. He’ll follow you to the ends of the earth if he has to.

Dwayne

Dwayne LOVES you and wants to keep you safe. You are Laddie’s mother! He can’t have you running around Santa Carla unattended. You need a chaperone! He won't be far behind if you run or attempt to escape. Strolling casually, he will be hot on your heels, calmly waiting for you to tire yourself out. When you are too exhausted to carry on after you've run your little heart out, you will find yourself in his arms before he takes flight and returns you to the cave.

Paul

Paul is shocked that you want to escape. Don’t you like it here, babe? We have everything you’ll ever need! WAIT, I know! You’re just tired. Here, take these! Like the others, one of Paul’s biggest fears is to wake up and find you gone. That happened once in ‘87, and he and the boys have taken precautions so it will never happen again. How can you escape if you’re unconscious? 🤷 Two five-finger discounts later, he’s got exactly what you need for a good day's sleep! A little Benadryl here, some Vodka there, and you won’t be waking up until nightfall. You’ll always be where they left you when they retire at sunrise. 

Marko

Marko is displeased that you want to leave him. In fact, he’s quite insulted. You’re a bad girl. You know your place is with him and the boys. Where do you think you’re going? You have to the count of three to get back here. Oh! You want to play? Fine. Let’s play Little Red Riding Hood! You can be Red, and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf! 😈 You’d better run, little Red, because the Big Bad Wolf is coming, and when I catch you, you’ll be punished. When Marko catches you, you won’t have the desire to run for a while. A nice cut from his clawed hand on the sole of your foot or a visit to the 'toy room' will make sure of that, and you’ll think twice in the future before leaving his side. 

Besides forcing you to turn, watching the boys consume your life will be your worst experience. The boys are ravenous and insatiable. Their bloodlust and appetite for destruction know no bounds, and they are intensely possessive. 

Do you love your job? You do? Well, too bad. The boys visit you one night during your shift, and the register falls short. You swear you didn’t do it, but your supervisor won’t hear it. You’ve just been fired. It doesn’t matter, however, because the boys are more than happy to take care of you. 

You and your best friend have known each other for about 15 years? Really? That’s impressive for a human. Too bad you two won’t make it to 16 years. After some perfectly planted seeds by David, you two have a volatile argument. It nearly comes to blows. After that, your friendship is damaged beyond repair. It doesn’t matter, however, because their companionship is all you need.

Are you close to your family? You are? Well, I’m sorry you have to plan so many funerals. The boys will devour every last person you love, down to your mother. They may spare her if you beg hard enough, or they’ll save her for when you turn. That way, your first meal is secured. 

When they move to dismantle your life, you will be oblivious to their devious manipulations. It will be too late by the time you realize what’s happening. The boys will already have you in their clutches. You will be friendless, unemployed, and orphaned, and all you’ll be able to do is mourn the life you once had.

David 

David’s lust for power and control is never satiated. He adores when people tremble in his presence and never hesitates to flaunt his immortal power. David always gets what he wants and wants YOU – mind, body, and soul for eternity. He and the boys will turn you, and you will terrorize Santa Carla by their side. Don’t get him wrong; he truly loves you but loves the idea of owning you a little bit more. 

Dwayne

Dwayne is a hopeless romantic to the core. Yes, he’s a bad boy and rough around the edges, but he knows how to woo a girl. The cave hasn’t had a woman’s touch for 35 years, and he and the boys felt the need to change that. At first, they only saw you as a meal, but David sniffed out your potential. After getting to know you, he knew you were an excellent candidate to be Laddie’s mother. Laddie was devastated when he and the boys had to dispatch Star. He’s cared for him well since, but “boys need a mother.” He hates saying it, but that was the only thing Max was right about. 

Paul 

Bomb-ass sex and cuddles for eternity for $600, Alex! You’re fine as shit; he cares for you deeply and wants you under him until the end of time. What else could he possibly want?

Marko

Our little Marko is the living embodiment of Marquis de Sade – an angel on the surface but a demon beneath. He’s a fun-loving guy, but sadism fuels him. And what’s a Sadist without a Masochist? He loves you, but he ADORES hurting you. You like to play coy, but he knows you love the pain he inflicts. After a regimen of training, you’ll be his little obedient pain slut, writhing underneath him in ecstasy.

Long story short, when the boys are finished training you, you’ll be the perfect vampire – primed to tend to their every need. 

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Idk if others have acknowledged this but Michael is the least likable character in The Lost Boys

The Boys? Obviously flawless. Friendship. Fine af. Great style. Anti-cop action. Put the “laughter” in “manslaughter.” Squad goals. 10/10

The Frogs? Detestable activities, literally live to harsh vibes, but have the decency to be funny while they do it. Charmingly unhinged

Sam, Lucy, and Grandpa? No words needed. Each one is a treasure

Star? Bit of a buzzkill but dedicated to Laddie and cares about Michael way more than he deserves. Too soft to be a Real Baller but means well

Laddie? Little guy who’s rad enough to run with the big kids

Max? Deeply funny as a character. This immortal alpha monster who’s trying so hard to be a boring traditional middle-class white dad but keeps getting sabotaged because all the youngsters around him are unruly chaotic gremlins. Yeah, I hated him too the first time but with each subsequent watch I get a bigger kick out of him

Michael? 80% of the time just a macho douche. Rude to everyone he interacts with for no reason. Poser. Enough morals to be a big lame-o who wants to abolish murder parties but not enough morals not to be a dick to his girlfriend apparently. Looks but no charm. Doesn’t deserve the Boys. I get that he’s essential for your ships but objectively he’s a loser

Today, I shall be known as.....

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𓇼𓈒 The lost boys Incorrect Quotes

Paul: I'm so hungry right now.

Dwayne: Let's get some burgers 'n fries.

Marko: I was thinking we could change for a day and eat some pizza.

David: What about chin-

Y/n: The one who win the game gets to choose *holding a card set*

{30 minutes later}

Dwayne: YEAAAAAAH! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Marko: Awn come on man.

David: I- I lost?! But I was this close to winning 🤏🏻

Paul: Can we just go? I'm starving!

Y/n: I'm with Paul, let's just go and grab some food.

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