Definitely Not The Words Of A Bot Pretending To Be Human..."just Another Human"

Definitely not the words of a bot pretending to be human..."just another human"

You're all welcome to join me in the Bermuda Triangle

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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

i saw people were reblogging this old parko art i did again so i decided to redraw it

𓇼𓈒 The lost boys Incorrect Quotes

Paul: I'm so hungry right now.

Dwayne: Let's get some burgers 'n fries.

Marko: I was thinking we could change for a day and eat some pizza.

David: What about chin-

Y/n: The one who win the game gets to choose *holding a card set*

{30 minutes later}

Dwayne: YEAAAAAAH! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Marko: Awn come on man.

David: I- I lost?! But I was this close to winning 🤏🏻

Paul: Can we just go? I'm starving!

Y/n: I'm with Paul, let's just go and grab some food.

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

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Saw @90smovies post this so I had to crop and tell you guys that THIS!!!! THIS IS HOW THE LOST BOYS FLY AROUND!!!!

YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME ON THIS!!! THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK WHEN THEY ARE FLYING ISTG!!

Imagine this:

You and Dwayne are together, you being his mate. You were still human at the moment, not quite ready to give up the sun just yet. Dwayne being Dwayne, has obviously wanted to have kids since, well, since forever, but him being a vampire, he knew that he would never have that. He was very happy to at least have you, his mate. 

One day, you have the surprise of a life time for Dwayne. You are pregnant. You both had no idea that this was even possible, but after some talking to Max, you found out that, while very rare, it was possible. Dwayne was over joyed at this. He would finally be a father and he was so happy to be having this baby with you.

About 2 months into your pregnancy, the whole time Dwayne had been waiting on you hand and foot, you had even more exciting news to tell Dwayne. Not only did this motherfucker get you pregnant, but he had somehow managed to get you pregnant with twins. When Dwayne heard this, he just about died of happiness. 

This boy was the happiest vampire on earth. He was going to be the father of twins!! As the months went on and your belly grew bigger and bigger, Dwayne’s protectiveness of you grew and grew but so did his love towards you. This boy did everything for you. You barely had to lift a finger. He even opted to carrying you around most of the time and at night he would pull you in close to him, one of his hands on your, now very swollen, belly and hold you as you fell asleep. 

When it was time and the babies came, it was over. Dwayne was in heaven. He finally had everything he had ever wanted. You, his mate, and to be a father. He had created his own little family, within the family he had with his brothers, with you and he could not be happier……….Well…. Not unless you got pregnant again..