Got This Really Cool Half Half X Garfield Shirt Today That Has This Neat Restaurant Signage On The Back

got this really cool Half Half X Garfield shirt today that has this neat restaurant signage on the back of it!!

(that picture isn't me lol)

what i find super interesting about this shirt is that it says "est 1976" instead of 1978 like you'd probably expect it to. i believe that's a very subtle reference to Garfield's very first appearance in the 'Jon' comic strip which ran from 1976 to early 1978, and i think it's awesome that they referenced that because there's literally been no mention of this prototype comic strip at all from any official Garfield media!!

throwback to when i spent half an hour editing this and posted it on my jon arbuckle blog back in like 2022

ok that's so real actually

hey wait i just had a thought. what would Data's handwriting look like. do you think whenever he has to handwrite he just perfectly prints New Times Roman in size 14 onto the paper in three seconds or something. wait imagine if he wrote in Comic Sans

i was watching videos about Simpsons Hit & Run and i found out about this pretty funny glitch you can do that flings your car into the air if you do some lamp post collision trickery :D

how to execute the glitch:

get inside a car (the family sedan works best because the engine is wider and more visible) and carefully drive into a lamp post until a coin pops out of it but doesn't fall over completely

quickly exit the car, and then get back in. the lamp post will now be stuck in place and have no collision

start driving and position your car so the lamp post is clipping through the engine

get out of your car again, jump on top of the car and then do a ground pound (jump+jump+attack)

watch your car get flung across the map or into oblivion!!

usually, your character will fall off the car (and i think depending on which version of the game you're using, the car will just respawn. i'm playing on the PC version so mine just respawns immediately, but this works much better on console versions), but if you angle the lamp post so it's just tilting through the windshield like the video demonstrates, you should get the car to fling into the sky with you on top of it and it is very entertaining

i might get some hate for this depending on where this post goes but i think lesboys are so valid and the discourse about them is so ridiculous. like you guys shouldn't have to deal with all that and it frustrates me that people throw hissy fits over an identity that literally does not affect them at all.

"but men cant be lesbians-" wrong. butch lesbians and trans men have a really closely connected history with each other that practically intersects and you should really do some research on that before you make blanket statements, not to mention that gender and sexuality is weird and wobbly and fluid and a very personal experience. it means a different thing to each person. being a man can be something completely different and saying stuff like this ignores people like demiboys, demigirls, genderfluid and genderflux people etc. these people will really preach "demolish the gender binary!! love is love!!" until someone's relationship with gender and sexuality is a little too freaky for them to handle and be challenged by lmaoo

"ohhh but what about the cishet men who say they're lesbians to prey on women-" YEAH WHAT ABOUT THEM????? THIS AIN'T ABOUT THEM BRO!!!!! this argument also REEKS of terfy "trans women are just predatory men!!!111!!1" rhetoric and it grosses me out. yeah some men are gross and do try to pull this but that does not negate someone's entire identity completely just because of a few bad actors, you know that right? actual black and white behaviour.

queer discourse is silly and i don't know why it's a thing. just let people exist. it isn't that hard. we have worse things to worry about than whether someone calls themselves a lesboy or not. i think we need to unplug our ears and yank our heads out of the sand and remember that the queer community is what it is because of our unique and amazing diversity. arguing over labels like school children isn't gonna help that. damn.

guys i need all of you to see this absolutely unhinged gif of riker i found on tenor

//flash warning

why is it edited like a fancam and why does he look like he's going fucking insane. what is he. help