H Man, I Am An 18 Year Old Guy Who Has Been Working Out For Years. Now, Since I Am Out Of The House,

Hé man, I am an 18 year old guy who has been working out for years. Now, since I am out of the house, I'll be joining a real gym! Your blog is inspiring for guys like me; your blog shows true manliness! Do you have any tips for a young brother who wants to become just like you?

Well done bud, great to hear you’re laying the foundations of your hyper-masculine transformation so young.

One of the easiest upgrades for you to implement (but ironically, one that tends to face most resistance) is your hair. It really has to be a buzz cut or wet shave I’m afraid.

If that represents too drastic a shift from your current style, you can temporarily bridge the gap with a high n tight skin fade. Note: temporarily. A high n tight might have been acceptable when you were a boy, but you’re a Man now. The hair has to go.

Your next upgrade should be your facial hair. Always remember: boys have hair on their head, Men have hair on their face. Don’t panic if you can’t grow a dense jungle of face fuzz just yet - you’re young. I couldn’t grow a beard at 18 either. You should notice your beard improving in your 20’s though. Let it grow thick and wiry.

Then we move onto the main event… the muscle. To me, hyper-masculinity CANNOT exist without muscle. It is the non-negotiable foundation of your transformation. You don’t have to jump onto steroids straight away - in fact, you shouldn’t even consider them until you have a grasp on how to train and diet effectively.

But make no mistake: gaining muscle needs to be your ultimate priority. Muscle garners immediate respect from the Men you already admire, it opens the door to their incredible club, it announces your hyper-masculine values before you’ve even uttered a single syllable.

The process will be slow, painfully so at times. But take it from me, the boy on the left who gained 60 lbs of muscle to become the Man on the right:

It’s worth every second

Yup, exactly what he said…

Our hero Michal knows the score. He isn’t afraid to publicise one of the founding principles of hyper-masculinity to every single one of his 222,000+ followers.

Michal learned long ago that Men have one purpose in life: the pursuit of ever more muscle. From a young age, he realised that trying to deny this would be an insult to his Y chromosome. Michal accepts the irrefutable truth that a Man can NEVER have too much muscle.

And now, thanks to the heroic endeavours of this legend, we all get to witness what the pinnacle of hyper masculinity looks like.

I salute you, Michal.

You are everything I want to be.

How does this Man do it? How does he manage to get more and more perfect every time I see him?

Nourished by the needle, you can see just how much his body thrives on high-dose chemical androgens. It would be a crime to deprive this Man of steroids, tantamount to starvation.

Muscle turned all the way up to 11.

Fat turned all the way down to 0.

Just the way it should be.

Perfection.

I may have been quieter than usual, but fear not, my lust for growth remains strong as ever.

With Olympia season fast approaching, it only seemed right to take a moment and celebrate our incredible muscle heroes.

And what better way to celebrate than wearing my new silver jock and rubbing out a thick wad of roid cum from my bigger, now-2g pierced cock?

Tumblr won’t let me show you my bigger PA, or how thick my load was… but you can see it right here:

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Have you posted any photos of your bald head (wet shaved) would really love to see it

Does this one do the trick?

I took this immediately after my wet shave last night. Nothing beats that feeling of the blade running across your scalp and watching your hair drain down the plug hole.

Once the ritual is complete, you can rest safe in the knowledge you’ve just bumped your masculinity up another notch.

If you look closely, you should be able to make out the new hair growth I’m getting on my shoulders and traps. That’s how it looks after about 1 week of growth, so I think it could turn into some proper fur if I leave it long enough.

Woof! I can really see that back hair growing in all over now. Total beast. The shaved head looks amazing too. How is the hairline doing baldy--any updates on your hair loss?

Thanks bud, would really love to get full coverage on my shoulders at some point. I reckon I will achieve it too, what with all the androgens my body is getting exposed to.

As for my hairline, it’s heading in the right direction. I grew out my usual skinhead a little so I could show my progress. As you can see, I still have a lot more to lose. But it’s definitely thinning.

What do you think?