Headcanon

Headcanon

In my headcanon Regina and her guards have a history of betting with each other.  They bet her that she could not name them all correctly.  She won.  She bet them that she could still name them all correctly without seeing their faces.  She won again.  After Leopold died the Queen's Guards kept wearing the silly helmets as a symbol that even in such an anonymous outfit their queen still knows them.

If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not. If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t. If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are. If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”. If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends. Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.

A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)

Bouns fan points for using the words 'canon', 'crackfic', 'fandom', and 'fanfic' to logically describe the popular western social viewpoint of a religion nominally called 'theirs'.  Why aren't I following you?

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my n**** lets party

When I hate both pairings I vote for the one least likely to be a challenge for Emma/Regina :)

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