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bad image quality sorry but this scene literally looks like this

happy 100th death anniversary to kafka

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

love the people talking about microorganisms as if there's a meta

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

when will you hit menopause pjac

Im never hitting pause on men

But they were all of them deceived…

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“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

'hibiscus rose' by jenne giles, 2006 in 500 felt objects: creative explorations of a remarkable material - lark crafts (2011)

Art is the vomit of the mental ruminants.

need this so bad

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

poke-classics series ~ each available as archival giclee prints in signed editions of 60