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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

he did it again

OMG, look at this member's home, from one of my groups. They just finished it. How glorious is this?

The front room- it looks like it's an enclosed porch.

The living room has big white leaf murals.

Oh, I love this bedroom.

Cheery child's room.

What a kitchen.

You can never have enough plants.

Love this.

Wow, beautiful pink roses.

Somebody really has a green thumb.

This set looks great painted pink.

This garden is crazy- look at the shed.

Look at the chandelier!

FB Group: Colourful & Maximalist House Decor Inspo

i know how she got all that money and why he had to drop out of the race. kamala sold biden to one direction. as there sex slave

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

SKY HIGH (2005) + bruce campbell + letterboxd reviews

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When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it

Takato Yamamoto: Apparition IX (2019)

get the ship a bit closer to the rocks there. there's some chicks i wanna get a look at

Problematic opinion but I think we need to do away with heterosexual sex scenes in movies. I consider it oppressive to make actresses endure kissing or being naked with a male actor. No credible profession should have such demeaning standards. Sex scenes in movies should only be between two women, with only female directors, and shown to a female only audience. Men shouldn't be allowed to create or spectate art. Good men should only be able to watch traffic cam footage and listen to white noise in the underground cellars. If you consider that too harsh, they can trade in their screen time for more hours in the sulfur mines.

I’ve gotten a little hyper fixated on learning about Mormonism but I really want Joseph Smith to meet John Lennon. I think I’d be a fun time for everyone

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Two peas in a pod.

Emo Culture's Greatest Fight Ever Recorded

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

Song of Four Seasons by alice haun