Ygo Characters As Unexplainable Things Said In My Group Chat

Ygo characters as unexplainable things said in my group chat

(Most of these are sexual and incredibly stupid so read at your own risk)

Yugi: I’d rather fuck a supernatural being that could likely snap my neck while climaxing

Atem: I think god is trying to kill me at a faster rate than others

Joey: DEATH TO CAPITALISM LET THE POOR REIGN VICTORIOUS

Tristan: (But always bromo)

Anzu: Y’all really know how to suck the fun out of any penis don’t cha

Kaiba: Hey just thought I’d tell you I just ran into the living room and whipped while spinning a fidget spinner then I slapped the shit out of my little sister brother

Mokuba: Guys my brothers apartment has a tree dedicated to sticking empty beer cans on the branches help

Bandit Keith: I want to fuck an eagle

Duke: I wish to be the God of Lust

Pegasus: I’m a raging homosexual I don’t have time for politics

Ishizu: It fuels my inner lesbian

Yami Marik: Please ignore the “how to get away with murder” on my search bar

Theif King Bakura: GUYS I JUST ATE GOLD IM FUCKING RICH

Mako Tsunami: BUT SHARK IS M E A T

BONUS

Marik: Inhale the cream cheese to keep the goat man from entering your porthole

Bakura: You’re implying I lube my butthole with cream cheese

Marik: Not implying but demanding

seto kaiba writes self insert blue eyes white dragon fanfiction

poor Mokuba

Someone just reblogged one of my kaiba positivity posts saying “I wish there was a dislike button” in the tags. So, if you disliked my post so much why did you reblog it?

Marik: Sorry I sneezed and liked one of your photos from 2012

Bakura: and commented “damn daddy” on all my selfies?

Malik: I have the flu

What the fuck

I’m bitter

Y’all play too much with that “Anzu is only there so the viewers get a female protagonist” shit :)