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Ygo characters as unexplainable things said in my group chat

(Most of these are sexual and incredibly stupid so read at your own risk)

Yugi: I’d rather fuck a supernatural being that could likely snap my neck while climaxing

Atem: I think god is trying to kill me at a faster rate than others

Joey: DEATH TO CAPITALISM LET THE POOR REIGN VICTORIOUS

Tristan: (But always bromo)

Anzu: Y’all really know how to suck the fun out of any penis don’t cha

Kaiba: Hey just thought I’d tell you I just ran into the living room and whipped while spinning a fidget spinner then I slapped the shit out of my little sister brother

Mokuba: Guys my brothers apartment has a tree dedicated to sticking empty beer cans on the branches help

Bandit Keith: I want to fuck an eagle

Duke: I wish to be the God of Lust

Pegasus: I’m a raging homosexual I don’t have time for politics

Ishizu: It fuels my inner lesbian

Yami Marik: Please ignore the “how to get away with murder” on my search bar

Theif King Bakura: GUYS I JUST ATE GOLD IM FUCKING RICH

Mako Tsunami: BUT SHARK IS M E A T

BONUS

Marik: Inhale the cream cheese to keep the goat man from entering your porthole

Bakura: You’re implying I lube my butthole with cream cheese

Marik: Not implying but demanding