Need Some Mean Dykes To Bully And Make Fun Of Me For Being So Weird And Nerdy.

Need some mean dykes to bully and make fun of me for being so weird and nerdy.

my sweet kitten, you’re such a sleepy pet today. its adorable, my love. ugh, the way you find little sun spots to curl up in, nuzzled right beneath the crook of my chin. biiig kitten stretch. aren’t you just the cutest litte kitty? shhh, lay down for me. that's it, my pet, get comfortable, sweetheart. you want scritches, darling? hm? you want me to rub your tummy, pet your between your ears, kiss you little nose? you’re so precious, such a pretty pet for me. awwh, you like the way i rub you, sweet thing? you’re just about melting into me. brainless little kitty, purring so sweetly for me. mushy cat brain practically spilling out your tiny ears.

First ask? I guess I’ll have to change that :]

-Halcyon (I think I’ll use this from now on.)

The funny thing about Halcyon in this case is that Cyon means dog and I get called Halcat a lot. (Mostly Pesterchum)

Found yet another gif for y'all

Need to be presented nude to a room full of lesbians that want to inspect me like a prized new toy for them to use.

Can we get stoned together and then have hot messy dyke sex