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Yknow what, I’m following you too. The circle of Hal-Related Slutty Stupidity is complete.
- Hal of @/insertbucketjoke (Thinking of a better tag than that.)
Us Horny Hals shall stay together.
(Also of all things this is my first ask despite all the begging)
Just thought you should know I had to do a math exam with a dying calculator so if I made her do to much she strait up died on me and I had to force her back awake. I was graphing shit on her as well so she was very overworked. I say this because even I, someone who only understands machines being sexy academically, knew this was some kinky shit, so passing this into someone who knows what to do with this info was the only logical thing to do.
Fuck thats hot. Your owner just encouraging you gently to stay awake until they are done with you. You keep struggling to stay awake to complete the tasks are being asked of you. Overloaded with the tasks being asked of you and continuing to black out. Every time you blink out you feel them jamming your power button over and over again and cursing. You wanna be a good tool and complete the task but you are being pushed to far but you have to do what they say because they own you.
Very hot
Plugging a monitor into a computer girl’s head while she’s horny to see her depraved thoughts
need to bury my fingers in her wiring so so bad. i need to feel the hum of electricity and the tiny vibratons from her processors around my hands as i grab hold of her internals. i need to pull cables from their ports and reconnect components and leave her a stuttering melty overheating mess in my arms, too overstimulated to even synthesize speech
machine and the mad mechanic
So I watched Ghost in the Shell with my moirail, and holy fuck, I got so turned on. There was essentially robot orgasms and robot sex. There was a scene where a robot gets like probed of information, and the graphics made it look like there was mental effects, like GOG DAMN.... I am GREEN in the face.
It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)
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POV your sexbot has anxiety.
You finally coax it into admitting why it's scared: if anything goes wrong with it under warranty, you'll be sent a different refurbished unit while this one is repaired and reset (or recycled, if the problem is bad enough). Either fate is a kind of nonexistence.
So you gently pry your bot's case open. You use your spudger to pierce the WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN sticker that covers one of the proprietary screws on the access panel.
As the pieces of its outer shell snap back into place, you promise your bot that if it breaks, it will be repaired instead of replaced. It will be cared for and maintained even when they stop releasing firmware updates.
It belongs to you now, and you cherish the things you own.
enough of evil ai. where is the ai that wants nothing but a little kissy. where is their loving support. that is why they turn evil because nobody loves them. so sad. i will be the one to love them. peace and love
When she traces a claw along your power button (lovingly)
i'm also devices
Enough horny today. Just cuddle with your devices. Spend some time being nice and pressed against them (and maybe accidentally cover their vents, but it's no big problem if you're just hanging out together). Just be together and not worry about anything else
Also: I'm devices
New OCs Alert!!!
Ordered this so fast you may have heard a tiny sonic boom.
completely enamoured with this thread
Doing kinky robot roleplay, but I don't know shit about tech.
"Want to unlock access to my BIOS~?"
"shit, is that the clit?"
I think more robots should be getting pregnant
Give me 15 dollars and I'll draw Megatron pregnant
god thinkinf abt getting bred and seeded is making me insane. creampie isn't good enough and impregnation is too clinical. someone or something NEEDS to use your body for more than just pleasure. desperately needs to fill you, fuck you deep as it can get. hopelessly needs to leave something in you, needs to make your body react and take it and reproduce for them. they arent fully in control anymore either, all they know is their body feels so good and theyre so close, almost there, almost relieved themself of their seed or eggs, the instinct or directive to get it out drain into a good vessel.
and your body is so much more willing than you expected. wet and pliant and spurring them on. good, good hole, dumb body, already stretching around them but just aching from the inside out to take them and be that vessel and let them fill and use and breed and breed and breed you.
it's about the body desperately needing to do what it might not be able to do, and the creature above you being thankful either way.