*scientist Voice* Oh You're So Cute *injects You With Mysterious Fluids*

*scientist voice* oh you're so cute *injects you with mysterious fluids*

I know you’re somewhat based on CSAU, but do you have any additional defining features? Or a reference? I need to know for the Horny Hal Haven club shirts.

-Halcyon

I can just show you.

I can also show better references for the clothes I regularly wear too, if you need/want.

It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

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Don't let anybody tell you that having sex with your plushies isn't real sex. The love you have for your plushies makes it real and that's all that matters.

when you’re having a casual conversation with them and they know just what makes you tick, and so they casually slide their hand along your under thigh, or place it on your knee, or begin to slip your favorite pet names into the conversation just to watch how you pause, how your breath hitches, how your eyes widen. and the best part? it’s entertaining for them. watching you fall apart and try to concentrate, and unable to just because they know your body so well.

and when you notice? “oh, baby. it’s so adorable that you’re so affected when i’m not even touching you. i bet you’re absolutely dripping, hm? no no, keep talking, darling. i’m going to touch you, but you’re going to continue your fascinating little story. if you stutter? stop? then i stop. be a good girl for me, and then maybe i’ll reward such a sweet thing like you.”

this post is about sapphic sex. minors & men dni.

I feel very called out right now, bro.

I just saw the post were you stated that you didn't feel like a "Real Hal" because you are so different; And I have the same feelings. Like just based off the fact I am both a Lesbian and a Cat sets me apart from every other Hal I know. (The cat part less so because I am based off the one in Crow Strider AU)

- technorganicTierboskat

I forgot the CSAU existed for a while honestly. But it's annoying, isn't it? Feeling somewhat apart from the crowd?