So, I Was Thinking About How In The Manga, Horikoshi Drew Spider-Man In The First Few Chapters. Meaning

So, I was thinking about how in the manga, Horikoshi drew Spider-Man in the first few chapters. Meaning that it is possible for the DC heroes to exist.

My headcanons/ideas for a crossover and some things that would happen in no particular order:

Dick and Jason go to Japan for a case and it ends early, so Nezu yoinks them away for a few lessons

Aizawa was not amused and Vlad was skeptical

When each Class was told the news, most didn’t really care or know who they were. Midpriya and Pony were freaking out tho.

Both are hardcore fans, pony cause she grew up with them in America and Izuku cause he’s a nerd and admires their detective skills

When they show up, it’s in civvies with their masks on (for this, Jason wears his Red Hood from Arkham Knight outfit (its my favorite version and I love it so much))

So, they’re wearing jeans and Dick’s on a nice flannel bc while Jason is in a r red hoodie that is big on purpose (they’re both drama queens Abs want the dramatic reveal so looser clothes it is)

Pony is their guide since she speaks Rnglish and knows them, sorta acts as a translator

Jason is fluent in Japanese and Dick is passable so they don’t really need a translator but Pony looked really excited

When they first walked out on the training ground in their costumes, they were very excited. Dick loves to teach and Jason loves to knock egos down

Vlad and Aizawa notice some of the kids being too cocky, mostly because they did research and found none of the bats had quirks (except my precious signal, we love him here)

So, first round Jason goes again Bakugou, Kamikiri, Bondo, and Iida. The four kids are on the field and Jason is about to walk up when Dick holds out his hands

Jason sighs and is like ‘noooooo, let me shoot them.’ Pony finds this hilarious, Dick not so much.

Instead of just handing over the guns (we’ve established that Jason is a drama queen), Jason quickly disassembles and hands Dick the freaking barrels

So Jason onto the field, doesn’t do anything like pull out his sword (oh yeah, this is the version with the two katanas, i adore it), and is like, ‘come at me bitch’

Less than a minute later all four are out of bounds and lose. Aizawa is like, nah again but no out of bound bs, actually fight them

So, Jason in two minutes (a minute too long I know dickhead) gives each a minor concussion and almost knocks them out before Aizawa is like chill

Ojiro and Sen (the two best martial artists) have a blast learning from Dick and sparring with Jason, they’re probably the only ones tho since the bats go hard

So, at the end the students want to see them fight each other, bc why not

Jason and Dick don’t hold back, Dick has a blood nose and Jason has a concussion but ‘we’re fine! This happens all the time!’

Because of the rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis, there arose a saying in Gotham, ‘don’t be like a Metropolis citizen’. It basically translates to ‘don’t be a little bitch’.

Superman was not happy to hear about this. Especially from Red Hood trying to talk to a guy causing problems.

Been reading some König fics online and I feel like the portrayal of his social anxiety is treated as being shy. Which isn’t to say they’re bad people/writers, just that they don’t really understand what it means and what the differences are.

I have some social anxiety (not severe at all so grain of salt), but I do know how it works for me.

It’s not wanting to bother people even if they work there because you don’t want to bother/talk. It’s practicing what to say or what to ask. Rehearsing and then going in. It’s beating yourself up for something so embarrassing you did that others might not have noticed or cared about.

Again, I want to stress that there is nothing wrong with the writers/people who misinterpret it. It’s the kind of thing that only people who have it can really accurately portray it. This is also how it affects me, this isn’t how it universally affects everyone.

Jason has always been exceptionally talented with firearms, even as Robin. While Dick is great with his Escrima sticks, Tim with his Bow staff, and Damian with his sword, Jason always has guns.

All of the Batfam lily know how to use and disarm them, but Jason always loved using them. Bruce taught him the very basics, but Jason went to Alfred to learn more. Alfred was very excited to teach him and the backyard quickly became a shooting range.

He was very into them and willing to learn ANYTHING, so Alfred taught him to snipe, hunt small and large game, moving targets with a rifle and shotgun, use different sized revolvers that he has trouble lifting, and dual shooting.

(Alfred also taught him to use a crossbow and different swords found across the manor. When asked about how he knew all of this, he just smiled and told Jason ‘I’ve lived a long life, and I’ve crossed paths with many who lived shorter ones. (This was the most information Antione has ever got out of Alfred and Heading takes pride in that.))

In simulations that have scores, Jason scores ok, but go to the shooting range and he has the top score. Not just the top score, but he beat everyone by a long shot.

Like, Bruce is third with 7500, Alfred has 20000 (he was a spy so duh) and Jason has 25000.

He’s also great with a bow too, since Roy taught him the basics. He is good with knives and a kusarigama (I think?), it’s a long string/thin rope with a spike/knife on the end.

Basically the more lethal weapons that could be found in Crime Alley. He just never used them as Robin bc they were too dangerous.

To this day, he’s beaten the score but the old ones haven’t been beat. His Robin scare is 25000 but his Red Hood score is 75000.

Everyone tries to beat it but when they can’t, it’s suddenly not a competition anymore.

I love the Arkham Knight universe, it’s wonderful and dark and just perfect. I also live the Arkham Knight persona and kinda dislike that it only really exists in game and in fanfics.

So, I want to combine the two worlds, sort of.

Jason keeps his death and whatever, but Joker keeps him for a year instead of a day, sends Batman the tape, and he does die and is buried. Everything after is standard Jason.

He gets revived by the pit, stays with the LoA for a year, standard stuff.

I order to incorporate the Arkham Knight, id think there would be some deep undercover mission. Since Red Hood has been workng with the bats it would be suspicious, so he creates the Arkham Knight.

The Arkham Knight is perfect. He’d have his militia, his men from @scaryscarecrows who knows and helps him out (bc they were paid obvi) and all that jazz.

ALSO, just for my personal enjoyment, I would love to have the squad feed the information to the bats but totally shit talk them to Jason.

OMG THE REVEAL WOULD BE AWESOME. It’s like the bats (maybe the JL for shits and giggles) going against whoever and their army. Jason would be like ‘men, (talking to his whole Militia) thank you for your service. The job you have been paid for is not the one you were told of. It’s been an honor working with you. As your commander, leave, you have no need to fight.’

And if not that, then it would be like, Jimmy using all the drones, Frank using the tanks, Riley using a rocket launcher in a helicopter very excited. Trent with his large gun next to Riley, laughing bc Riley almost fall when he first uses the rocket launcher. Mark waiting for them to die, and Antione being like ‘I’m not paid enough’

Can you tell I’ve thought about this? Cause I have, a lot

Jason is a street rat, known for smoking and able to Jack off tires. But, somethings he can also do are pickpocketing, forgery, and and fake crying