I Love The Arkham Knight Universe, Its Wonderful And Dark And Just Perfect. I Also Live The Arkham Knight

I love the Arkham Knight universe, it’s wonderful and dark and just perfect. I also live the Arkham Knight persona and kinda dislike that it only really exists in game and in fanfics.

So, I want to combine the two worlds, sort of.

Jason keeps his death and whatever, but Joker keeps him for a year instead of a day, sends Batman the tape, and he does die and is buried. Everything after is standard Jason.

He gets revived by the pit, stays with the LoA for a year, standard stuff.

I order to incorporate the Arkham Knight, id think there would be some deep undercover mission. Since Red Hood has been workng with the bats it would be suspicious, so he creates the Arkham Knight.

The Arkham Knight is perfect. He’d have his militia, his men from @scaryscarecrows who knows and helps him out (bc they were paid obvi) and all that jazz.

ALSO, just for my personal enjoyment, I would love to have the squad feed the information to the bats but totally shit talk them to Jason.

OMG THE REVEAL WOULD BE AWESOME. It’s like the bats (maybe the JL for shits and giggles) going against whoever and their army. Jason would be like ‘men, (talking to his whole Militia) thank you for your service. The job you have been paid for is not the one you were told of. It’s been an honor working with you. As your commander, leave, you have no need to fight.’

And if not that, then it would be like, Jimmy using all the drones, Frank using the tanks, Riley using a rocket launcher in a helicopter very excited. Trent with his large gun next to Riley, laughing bc Riley almost fall when he first uses the rocket launcher. Mark waiting for them to die, and Antione being like ‘I’m not paid enough’

Can you tell I’ve thought about this? Cause I have, a lot

Puts an item that someone needs, (tv remote, cups, glasses if they wear them) super high up where only he can get to until they apologize

Say what you want but König is a lovably petty person.

Had a fight with him? - He'll tightly screw shut all jars and put stuff on the highest shelf before waiting for you to ask him for help.

Guests in the house he doesn't like? - Watch him serve drinks in the most implausible cups just out of spite. Yes for sure, this tiny shot glass is for tea, Maria. Oh yes, that's my most favourite cup from the Team exercise 2012 & it absolutely works for this 8 course fancy dinner.

A new shitty commander on a power trip like a Chihuahua barking at a bigger dog? - He will stare. DOWN.

Someone unwilling to try pronouncing his name correctly? - That's okay, it's not like he can't put on his tickest german accent while pronouncing your name, huh?!

Speaking of accent, someone joking about his accented pronunciations? - He switches into another language AS IF THAT IS HARD.

And finally, regularly wears a"There are no Kangaroos in Austria" shirt.

Then Bruce and Ollie getting over the top supportive to one up Hal. Yet, no matter what they do Hal is the better of the three and the thruople tell them as much.

Hal is proud of himself because he got Ollie and Bruce to agree on something, being better than him.

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

So, I was thinking about how in the manga, Horikoshi drew Spider-Man in the first few chapters. Meaning that it is possible for the DC heroes to exist.

My headcanons/ideas for a crossover and some things that would happen in no particular order:

Dick and Jason go to Japan for a case and it ends early, so Nezu yoinks them away for a few lessons

Aizawa was not amused and Vlad was skeptical

When each Class was told the news, most didn’t really care or know who they were. Midpriya and Pony were freaking out tho.

Both are hardcore fans, pony cause she grew up with them in America and Izuku cause he’s a nerd and admires their detective skills

When they show up, it’s in civvies with their masks on (for this, Jason wears his Red Hood from Arkham Knight outfit (its my favorite version and I love it so much))

So, they’re wearing jeans and Dick’s on a nice flannel bc while Jason is in a r red hoodie that is big on purpose (they’re both drama queens Abs want the dramatic reveal so looser clothes it is)

Pony is their guide since she speaks Rnglish and knows them, sorta acts as a translator

Jason is fluent in Japanese and Dick is passable so they don’t really need a translator but Pony looked really excited

When they first walked out on the training ground in their costumes, they were very excited. Dick loves to teach and Jason loves to knock egos down

Vlad and Aizawa notice some of the kids being too cocky, mostly because they did research and found none of the bats had quirks (except my precious signal, we love him here)

So, first round Jason goes again Bakugou, Kamikiri, Bondo, and Iida. The four kids are on the field and Jason is about to walk up when Dick holds out his hands

Jason sighs and is like ‘noooooo, let me shoot them.’ Pony finds this hilarious, Dick not so much.

Instead of just handing over the guns (we’ve established that Jason is a drama queen), Jason quickly disassembles and hands Dick the freaking barrels

So Jason onto the field, doesn’t do anything like pull out his sword (oh yeah, this is the version with the two katanas, i adore it), and is like, ‘come at me bitch’

Less than a minute later all four are out of bounds and lose. Aizawa is like, nah again but no out of bound bs, actually fight them

So, Jason in two minutes (a minute too long I know dickhead) gives each a minor concussion and almost knocks them out before Aizawa is like chill

Ojiro and Sen (the two best martial artists) have a blast learning from Dick and sparring with Jason, they’re probably the only ones tho since the bats go hard

So, at the end the students want to see them fight each other, bc why not

Jason and Dick don’t hold back, Dick has a blood nose and Jason has a concussion but ‘we’re fine! This happens all the time!’

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT

Look, I don’t mind making König all soft and cute when he’s not at work. I actually find it pretty funny.

But please do not forget that this man is absolutely a menace too. And he would be unapologetically all the time.

What are you gonna do? Stop him? Psh, that man is a beast that literally breaks spines over his knee. How are you gonna stop him from stealing all the coffee? Ask him nicely?

That’s what I thought.

This man definitely listens to German rock music and twirls his knives. He does pranks for sure and makes very dark jokes.