Telling My Kids This Was Elemental

Telling my kids this was Elemental

I colored it! 🥹🥳 I'm learning color! 😭🥳

reblog for a bigger garden :)

(update: per request i’m going to draw this at the end :D)

I am ALWAYS training for battle. I will never be caught unawares. When I walk, I march like a soldier. When I speak, I howl like a bloodthirsty beast. When I jerk it, I grip my Meat with a white knuckled grip so it knows who is Boss. This serves two purposes: strengthens my fist to enhance my punches, and reminds my Boner that I am not driven by lust, but by rage. I can be defeated by No One, not even my Throbbing Length.

Has anyone done this yet?

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