The Croaker Movement - Tumblr Posts
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Imagining a whole bunch of lil felt frog eggs sliding out of Kermit’s muppet hole
sometimes i wonder if @the-muppet-joker will get pregnant and give birth to muppet babies
As I near 100 followers here at @unmask-strange-aeons I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.
You Tumblrinas are ridiculous... I didn't commit murder, I am literally a Catholic so that wouldn't make sense. I just killed Gerard Way's vampire soul, okay? The person channeling the soul of the Dark Emo King only got lightly stabbed, okay? No need to go Woke on me.
Et In Memoria Ego | A Tribute to Kermit the Frog | Deceased Lover of The Muppet Joker
A video tribute I made for @the-muppet-joker to honor the passing of his dearly beloved Kermit (posted to my YouTube channel for convenience). If it makes your grief even slightly more bearable, then I’ll consider it a success.
Rest in peace you beautiful Amphibian American
he’s even more beautiful than I imagined
Evening plebians, enough is enough. I have decided to reveal my true form. Face reveal under cut, if you dare
fly high and rest in peace kermit, the community howls for you in these trying times
They’re beautiful. Kermit lives on in every single one of them, even Muppet Jr. (who I believe will soon outgrow his emo phase)
@the-muppet-joker i have depicted your 8eautiful offspring my liege :-3 (muppet jr. doesn't get shoes he doesn't deserve them)
Unfortunately no, but I do know that he’s currently posting from @doesntdiscriminate. My guess is that he’s hiding from tmj after the whole poisoning debacle
As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.
Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?
I am ALWAYS training for battle. I will never be caught unawares. When I walk, I march like a soldier. When I speak, I howl like a bloodthirsty beast. When I jerk it, I grip my Meat with a white knuckled grip so it knows who is Boss. This serves two purposes: strengthens my fist to enhance my punches, and reminds my Boner that I am not driven by lust, but by rage. I can be defeated by No One, not even my Throbbing Length.
croaker promised me a custom made muppet hole and, after nearly a week, has yet to deliver. sad :(
may the tree help me... im like, really fucked up. something happened with lychee... idk. she tried to crash the car, i stopped her and she really fought me. like, biting really deep. im bleeding a lot. im not upset with her tho. that wasn't normal for her. i think something is happening... idk, should probably get some rest.
He who croaks, @the-muppet-joker ! Not sure how he likes to be drawn so I took some creative liberties when making this
this came to me in a vision
I'll admit, when I first started drawing this, it scared the crup out of me. I think it was because the green skin in juxtaposition with the piercing yellow eyes made me think of the grinch, who I fear. Her flipping me off didn't help either but I strongly felt Vriska 2 would want to be drawn this way.
But as I kept going, I felt a warmth deep within me, radiating. She has Kermits felt green skin his fins, his frog mouth...he lives on through her,
Vriska 2, the Golden Child.
Just told my mother about the Croaker, and Homestuck. I explained to her that Gamzee did nothing wrong, and that Vriska is cool, and she fully trusted me, and was intrigued by the Kermit Joker erotica. Perhaps we've gained a brother, my friends.
