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just got animal well on sale and went in totally blind

"beat the game" but i know theres more. fun so far

solved the uv egg puzzle

interesting and satisfying bit i enjoyed

immediately blasted with new information i dont know how to interpret

this game is for insane people isnt it

im gonna be here a while

someone should come put me down like an animal

All i hope for is that the watcher dlc canonizes some insane bullshit

stop saying those things to her youre making her lose her baddie persona !!!

Uzi Doorman you are everything

I like how the wings came out

i made a bad drawing on the discord whiteboard with my mouse again but all my friends keep trying to tell me its good for some reason

i guess i should post it here

the uzi

Uzi: Crushes are the worst.

N: I know right? I always act stupid around mine.

Uzi: But you’re always acting stupid.

N: Yeah don’t think too hard about that.

starting tomorrow i'll be more consistent

anyways.. NUZI!!

Video Game Track Bracket Round 3

Battle! (Team Star Boss) from Pokémon Scarlet/Violet

vs.

Route 209 (Day) from Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Route 209 (Day):

Most iconic track of the game! Always gives me chills and provokes some nostalgia in me.

stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*

whatever defines an ability as being "downpour style" can be up to you, but i'm using it here to refer to some of the more fantastical abilities of the downpour slugcats, like artificer's bomb jump or gourmand's ability to produce almost any object from their stomach.

all of this is /j and /lh!!

edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol

also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 3.5 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all

consider nightcar

in the lined ark. straight up "NEXTing it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. My stasits

redo because i messed up

yuri jumpscare

discord whiteboard got out of hand

only click read more if you do not value your sanity

there i was attempting to draw blue v and fragile in my little corner with my stupid mouse and my friend is drawing some frog character so im going on my little meme thing i made and i tell her draw the frog dead so i can add it and she says we should do peter griffin holding knee pose but shes too tired to draw more so i go okay ill do it myself so i drew that thing using only this as a reference

i cant believe this is my first time drawing in like 2 years man what the hell

it is 2am it is too late for us to be allowed to just. scribble on a little plain white background. this is not okay

discord whiteboard got out of hand

only click read more if you do not value your sanity

there i was attempting to draw blue v and fragile in my little corner with my stupid mouse and my friend is drawing some frog character so im going on my little meme thing i made and i tell her draw the frog dead so i can add it and she says we should do peter griffin holding knee pose but shes too tired to draw more so i go okay ill do it myself so i drew that thing using only this as a reference

i cant believe this is my first time drawing in like 2 years man what the hell

it is 2am it is too late for us to be allowed to just. scribble on a little plain white background. this is not okay