I Let My Guard Down, And Then You Pulled The Rugi Was Getting Kinda Used To Being Someone You Loved

i let my guard down, and then you pulled the rug i was getting kinda used to being someone you loved

Stiles, arriving late: Sorry about the delay, I was at a B and E.

Peter: ...You went to a bed and breakfast without me?

Stiles: No, a B and E. Breaking and entering.

Peter, increasingly distraught: WITHOUT ME!?!?!?

♦ Sterek + allusions to off-screen conversations.

He wants to be tender and merciful.                            That sounds overly valorous.               Sounds like penance.

wait it's actually so funny that all stiles had to do was shed One perfectly timed poignant tear to get derek to listen to him and dump his serial killer girlfriend. derek's like Well My Track Record Sucks so that's already one point against her. and then he looks at stiles and stiles is staring at him like puss in boots and saying "please don't let my papa die" and this is jarring to derek for many reasons. the main reason is that stiles has never looked at him like Annie From Community (lower lip trembling, eyes fluttering but they never actually shut) before. the second reason is that stiles didn't even tack on a "kys btw" on the end of the sentence so you KNOW he means business. and (jenny from the block voice) Jenny The Darach sees this interaction and is like ?!!?!?! Derek we FUCKED I MEAN MADE LOVE are you really for real going to take his word over mine? and derek looks at this beautiful woman who hasn't done anything damning in front of derek except Show Interest In Him, and then he looks at this kid who's been actively bullying him to his face for like a year straight and is like "i'm with the teenager on this one Where'd You Put All Three Of This Town's Parents, Jennifer?". in a perfect world there's a shot where she's looking at derek in disbelief and is trying to ignore stiles grinning and flipping her the double bird behind derek's back. take my hand and we can live there forever.

A Teen Wolf prequel would have done infinitely better than a sequel because I absolutely believe that the characters we got are definitely born, not made. These were a bunch of Very Strange People raising Very Strange Children.

They have all ended up in the gossip pages, okay? Repeatedly. There was probably at least one reporter who had a dedication to figuring out what the fuck is going on with these people.

Said reporter from the Beacon Times or whatever is doing a piece on the recent attempted bank robbery and they try to pull a fast one in the interview.

"Deputy Stilinski, care to comment on your supposed affair with Melissa McCall?"

"Mind your business. Anything else crime-related?"

"......no."

"Okay, then."

Talia is being honoured by the city for her contributions to historical preservation and wildlife conservation, and the reporter tries the same trick.

"Ms. Hale, do you have anything to say about your involvement with Claudia Stilinski?"

"God forbid women do anything."