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DP x DC HC that Stephanie Brown and Dash Baxter are cousins. (Moms are sisters)
*walking to a WE meeting room where all the Waynes are sitting*
Dash: I can't believe you talked me into this! Steph: Come on! It will be funny. It will probably work too! Dash: He doesn't like rich people. Steph: Neither does Jason. Dash: Didn't you say the oldest grew up in a circus?! Danny's not a fan of the Circus. Steph: No, you said he doesn't like clowns. Dick is an Acrobat. Totally different. And! This entire family, heck the entire city absolutely LOATHES clowns. He'll fit right in. Dash: But! Steph: Nope! *shoves Dash into room* Go get 'em Tiger! *barricades door shut* Bruce: You had a proposal for us, Mr. Baxter? *gestures to his family*
Dash: *gulps* Ah. Uh. Yes. *clicks on the projector where 'WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT DANNY FENTON' with a picture of Black-Haired Blue-Eyed Danny front and center flashes onto the screen* Wayne Family: o.o Dash: *clears throat* So, there's this orphan in my hometown...
Wilson: Haha yeah, I have very very high standards for my soulmate. they have to have similar interests as me, and be kind and caring and-
House, slamming open the door: Hey what's up idiots we have a case *throws something at chase while telling him his shoes are stupid* god i love this job it's so fun *almost kills the patient 4 times* wow fuck all of you, i hate you guys *insults 5 people at clinic duty and shoves a thermometer up someone's ass, all while downing 1 whole bottle of Vicodin and almost choking* damn imagine wanting to go home and die and thinking you were being dignified, couldn't be me *electrocutes himself on purpose*
Wilson: :0
Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”
Doomguy: *points at the sun*
Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”
Samuel Hayden:
Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.”
Doomguy:
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
And just like that, still married. ☕️
WHY DID JULIAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT FUCKING QUARK’S MOTHER?! HE HAD NO REASON FOR THAT
I tell my friends they wouldn’t like my music taste when they asks me because my favorite song is literally titled “Degrade Me”
i can quote every line from this scene
me and my friends are putting a bot that we removed from the server (dad bot) on trial and we're using ace attorney gifs and everything
its great
I’m sorry, Louis’ face here fucking kills me. The way he looks between Armand and Daniel (with Armand giving Daniel HARD come hither vibes) makes me cackle every time I see it
(Also if anyone knows who’s gif this is lemme know… cause I want to credit them)
😭..
HWTA IS GOING ON. HELO?
im getting e-molested by an anon again
“can I roll a religion check to see a ghost” has the exact same energy as “can I use a dance ribbon to fly”
todays’ mood is kugrash yelling “Butterflies are nice!” at the pupating chrysalis in Times Square during episode 2
we get lady president because old man joe had to get his hole blasted. proud to be an american today
during my first ever campaign, back when lotus was super mean and evil, they intimidated that one paralyzed tiefling in the locked warehouse and looted everything. needless to say, wyll was not pleased when they got back to camp lol
wait it's actually so funny that all stiles had to do was shed One perfectly timed poignant tear to get derek to listen to him and dump his serial killer girlfriend. derek's like Well My Track Record Sucks so that's already one point against her. and then he looks at stiles and stiles is staring at him like puss in boots and saying "please don't let my papa die" and this is jarring to derek for many reasons. the main reason is that stiles has never looked at him like Annie From Community (lower lip trembling, eyes fluttering but they never actually shut) before. the second reason is that stiles didn't even tack on a "kys btw" on the end of the sentence so you KNOW he means business. and (jenny from the block voice) Jenny The Darach sees this interaction and is like ?!!?!?! Derek we FUCKED I MEAN MADE LOVE are you really for real going to take his word over mine? and derek looks at this beautiful woman who hasn't done anything damning in front of derek except Show Interest In Him, and then he looks at this kid who's been actively bullying him to his face for like a year straight and is like "i'm with the teenager on this one Where'd You Put All Three Of This Town's Parents, Jennifer?". in a perfect world there's a shot where she's looking at derek in disbelief and is trying to ignore stiles grinning and flipping her the double bird behind derek's back. take my hand and we can live there forever.
Lin manuel miranda being hermes will never not be funny to me. like "oh my god its hermes.. oh my god its.. hamliton..?"
Hermes talking to Luke: you out-shine the morning sun, my..son.
Luke: wtf