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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
I WIN (I had a dream about Deadpool & Wolverine)
I've missed them! They are back yay!!
And they are back with all of their suggestive, horny goodness!
(Also, can we talk about how Link's first instinct was to FINGER THE ORANGE!?(and then demand that Rhett does the same) )
(*´˘`*)♡
If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
since my 18th birthday was yesterday, i can proudly admit that never in my life i have ever respected a ‘minors dni’ tag 🎀
Like don’t blame me, i’m just a horny teenager😞
thank you for your services smut writers. you’re truly a blessing to the reading society (is that even a thing?)
The very first word of this essay is "Girlbossing", used unironically.
Dismissed.
A Master’s Thesis for a university no less
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Yep, I’ve seen that!
at least that people got some dedication, I nearly died when I wrote mine but it wasn’t for shitposting so maybe that made it even more tedious lol
But I’d say, how can you even write a Thesis about something as empty as Fodlan? I think the writer mentionned how Supreme Leader didn’t attack civilians but… while we don’t see her do it, Ashe mentions they’re starving, Baldo’n’Waldi must come from somewhere (the experiments started in Remire, before the War, but obviously to be used for said war in, basically, Supreme Leader’s maternal territories!) and I guess the religious people fleeing the Empire or not bothering to send letters to their friends who don’t hear about them anymore since the war started must have been busy Zumba’ing with Rhea in the 5 stars Enbarr resort.
As someone from SPE (!) mentionned, the Fodlan games take explicit care not to have anyone seriously challenge her beliefs of criticise her, or give spotlight to her main, self-perceived, nemesis who… well, is either fridged, exists off-screen or gives infodumps before dying.
Which makes any discussion about a “Just War” completely moot - Watsonian wise, especially if you take Fodlan as this entity functionning under the Crust System - same, Doylist wise, with any comparisons with real world Conventions (iirc OP mentionned that one of they juries asked if taking a dragon prisoner could be considered a war crime or something like that lol) because, hey, it’s a video game basically centered around a gameplay mechanic of depleting a red unit’s HP bar by hitting them with a weapon.
This is basically a really good shitpost which shows a lot of dedication - and that’s the kind of stuff fandom thrives for (remember zigludo chan sama senpai’s wiki page?) !
but as a serious/discourse/meta piece…
It’s basically the same redshit 10k words, with a bit more formatting and no word limit.
I mean, I used the search engine for “nabatean” and found nothing, and I think you can’t valably discuss Supreme Leader’s motives, ignoring this
“You are a child of the goddess. You must not be allowed power over the people!“
part of her reasoning to fight against the Church.
Not wanting to give that chamber pot any credit, but if they sprout heinous arguments to support their fave, imo, it’s basically because even the members of that hellpit noticed Supreme Leader’s, uh, fondness for Nabateans as a species, and since she can’t do anything BaD or be wrong, it means the species are BaD.
The new pin sets being Triple Threat and Jewel Baron like okay sure yeah encourage me to go even MORE feral over the routes being foils to each other that's fine
Had like, anyone though about how Boothill can make a ACTUAL WESTERN ASS LOOKING WANTED POSTER FOR ANY-AND-EVERYONE?!?!?!! Like- ????? NO MATTER WHO!! Are they actual wanted criminals now or-?? I need anders and Fics/Drawings!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAY WOULD CALL ME HIS PRINCESS AHHHHHH
I LIKE THAT WAY TOO MUCH
I have reminded you
Introducing someone to caf for the first time is always a nerve-wracking experience.
For one, you need to make sure that they aren't allergic. It won't do to accidentally murder someone.
And then, when you actually give them the cup, you need to make sure it's loaded with whatever you think will suit their tastes best.
Obi-Wan, only five months into raising Anakin, found himself preparing a cup of caf for the boy to try. There were many reasons behind giving a hyperactive 9-year-old Human a cup of caf.
One was that he was tired a lot, still on the path to adjusting to a Coruscanti Human's sleep schedule. He had insisted on doing so, as it was the same schedule Obi-Wan used.
A second reason was that Bant suggested trying it, as he might have Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-Dysfunction and caffeine tends to help Humans combat that.
The third reason is that Obi-Wan downs caf every morning and Anakin wants to try it, too.
So he prepares two cups in the morning and pours a copious amount of sugar into both. Anakin smiles broadly as he accepts the cup, drinking deeply from the cup. Obi-Wan smiles as he watches the boy drain the entire thing in one go, smacking his lips in the same way Vos does.
Then he takes a sip of his own.
He holds it in, trying to keep smiling.
How did he pretend so well? It's black caf loaded with salt!
/ / /
It doesn't come up again. Anakin starts preparing his own caf eventually, and Obi-Wan is so busy he doesn't pay attention to what goes in it.
That is, until his commander comes up with a haunted look in his eyes.
"Kote? What is it?"
"...Your ad just poured salt in his caf. A lot. And downed."
Obi-Wan frowns. He really hopes this isn't what he thinks.
/ / /
It happens again the next morning, this time with the Master accompanying the Padawan.
"Anakin, that's-" He's too late, as the salt is poured in and the very tired Anakin moves to drink some. Upon feeling Obi-Wan's eyes, he doesn't chug it, just sips.
"I wish you would just admit when you've made a mistake."
"I prefer it with salt."
"Why?"
"Well, in addition to salt being vital on Tatooine, you made it with salt the first time, so I prefer that."
/ / /
"Skywalker here."
"WHAT THE KARK DID YOU DO TO MY GENERAL‽"
"In my defense-"
"HE IS SOBBING ON MY SHOULDER!"
"... then just ask him out, tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead, and finish some paperwork. He could use the sleep."
Click.
You know the Wake Up Alone scene is absolutely wild out of context but I rewatched How the Riddler Got His Name yesterday for the first time in a while and came to the conclusion it's somehow even more wild in context
Okay so why the FLYING FUCK do I display EVERY FUCKING SYMPTOM OF A DISEASE AND I AM SO DEBILITATED THAT I HAVENT GONE INTO SCHOOL FOR OVER A WEEK but the fucking blood tests from the fucking doctor STILL come back NEGATIVE?!
every time i remember that schlatt partnered wwith fvuicking HATSUNE MIKU from Vocaloid to make a plush, i die a little bit
Someone in homeroom told me I look straight 'cause I'm wearing jeans and a button-up plaid shirt 'cause I was feeling Tim Write (Marble Hornets) vibes.
I told my teacher, who I have for homeroom and third period, and she looked me up and down, then in the eye, and said, "Yeah."
how did buck and veronica get to a face to face date if they’re that incompatible like if you met on an app did you simply choose to not speak to each other at any opportunity or
TWO IN ONE DAY..... i will not rest until i've hit every trope imaginable for this ship
Lin manuel miranda being hermes will never not be funny to me. like "oh my god its hermes.. oh my god its.. hamliton..?"
Hermes talking to Luke: you out-shine the morning sun, my..son.
Luke: wtf
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