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Alright so. Y'all remember how in book 7 Duncan holds the meeting for hibernian kings? My today's take is:

Imagine Sean not being able to make it one year because some urgent problems or something.

And Halt straight bi walks up to supposed Sean's chair, dramatically drapes himself over it, his ranger cloak exchanged for the most shiny thing with rainbow sparkles and holds Duncan gaze like "well, I never officially abdicated and my nephew asked me for a favour. so let's go bitches"

DP x DC HC that Stephanie Brown and Dash Baxter are cousins. (Moms are sisters)

*walking to a WE meeting room where all the Waynes are sitting*

Dash: I can't believe you talked me into this! Steph: Come on! It will be funny. It will probably work too! Dash: He doesn't like rich people. Steph: Neither does Jason. Dash: Didn't you say the oldest grew up in a circus?! Danny's not a fan of the Circus. Steph: No, you said he doesn't like clowns. Dick is an Acrobat. Totally different. And! This entire family, heck the entire city absolutely LOATHES clowns. He'll fit right in. Dash: But! Steph: Nope! *shoves Dash into room* Go get 'em Tiger! *barricades door shut* Bruce: You had a proposal for us, Mr. Baxter? *gestures to his family*

Dash: *gulps* Ah. Uh. Yes. *clicks on the projector where 'WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT DANNY FENTON' with a picture of Black-Haired Blue-Eyed Danny front and center flashes onto the screen* Wayne Family: o.o Dash: *clears throat* So, there's this orphan in my hometown...

Fanfiction writers. I've an idea for you! Stranger things fic idea that can be platonic or romantic, just mostly angst and healing. Steve centric.

I've seen a lot of people saying that the characters don't pay Steve's character growth much attention beyond his initial "not an asshole anymore" or just the fact they keep digging at him being "ditzy" "an air head" "why do we have to explain everything to you?!" Thing.

People also say Eddie is one of the few who didn't do that. He was kind, understanding, ect.

Well let's take this and work with it.

Post S4 where Vecna turns Eddie into a pawn but fucked up enough that Eddie HATES him and how he treats him and the others. There is a slowly growing secondary horde hivemind with Eddie as the start. But they gotta be careful or Vecna will notice.

Kas!Eddie doesn't remember being Eddie but some aspects of his personality remain, including his habit of collecting strays.

So when he's sent to Hawkins to kill one of the party members, one that would break them all, he takes notice of Steve. He KNOWS he's the glue to the group but to his mind he sees everyone else is treating Steve like Vecna treats him.

He also notices this human is sick, bites from the flyers had become infected and no one has noticed.

Kas!Eddie sees this as an opportunity to technically complete his mission while gaining a new member to his own Horde. So he sneaks into Steve's house in the dead of night while the young man is sleeping.

Steve is curled up in bed, feeling cold but sweating from his fever. He wakes but is so out of it from the fever that he is near incoherent.

He sees Eddie smiling at him but it feels off, he has enough time awake to feel a cold hand on his head and the feeling of falling before he passes out.

Kas!Eddie is very vampire esk but also gained Vecna like powers, including that of fiddling with the mind. So he sits beside Steve, brushes hair out of his face, and gets to work.

He looks into Steve's mind and sees how protective he is of "the ones who hurt him" he even sees his own face in the memories (so he was something else before he was this, thats good to know).

He works slow, causing Steve's brain to emphasize all the faults, hurts, and neglect by the other humans. He also calls up his want of the experiences with Eddie.

He doesn't do it all in one night.

It's a subtle change that takes several days. Making it all seem like a natural progression.

Steve starts to pull away from the others which unfortunately goes unnoticed due to everything going on. He experiences on again off again fevers from the infections in the demobat bites but they haven't gotten worse so he hasn't started to panic yet.

Steve has "dreams" during his fever nights where a very pale Eddie takes care of him. Tutting at his wounds, resting his cold hands on Steve's forehead, even feeding him cooled tomato soup (spoiler, it's not soup).

At one point Steve wakes up and cries because even a dream dead guy cares more than his friends.

Steve doesn't notice how easier it is to be in the cold now. He doesn't notice when he starts cooking meat rarer and rarer. He doesn't notice when his friends start to look at him in confusion because they're starting to realize he's acting off.

It's then that the last part of Eddie's plan commenced. He uses the knowledge of his past self, (learned by looking into the mind of Steve, corroded coffin guys, and Wayne Munson) to act in a way that would put Steve at ease.

He wakes Steve up, apologized for dying, tells Steve what Vecna has been doing and mentions how it mirrors what is being done to him way to much. Or something like that??

Either way he offers to take Steve with him where they can not only get away from this damn town but also Kill Vecna. Steve, after weeks of unknown "help" readily agrees.

Eddie tells Steve that he is like him thanks to the venom of the demobats, which is why they were infected so badly. This is only partially true, he's also been feeding Steve his own blood for a while to make sure he survived the change.

So we have kinda dark Kas!Eddie taking care of hurt Steve all while they both work on killing Vecna.

Once it's all said and done, perhaps they stay as they are, perhaps they revert back and Eddie has a crisis of "omg what have I done?!"

I just want a mostly happy ending for them

Have fun

Edited to fix spelling and missing words because I wrote this at 3 am because of insomnia and didn't want to lose the idea

Prompt idea...a little diff from my normal

What if as part of a long mission/undercover work. Natasha had to be a Foster Mom for a few months.

She was going to host a recently orphaned teen boy to the home she had just moved into. It was a tudor style house in the Forest Hills neighborhood in Queens, NY.

She made it clear that this was only for a few months as she traveled for her job. Which was fine for one Peter Parker. He plans on cramming as much as possible so he can graduate early. Even if that means just getting his GED.

She wasn't expecting to care so much for this nerdy kid. Maybe she extended the mission longer than needed. But had to finally end it. Maybe when her mission officially wrapped up, she gave him a card with a number and a pass code.

It would be 4 years later that Natasha gets the call. She wasn't expecting to find a badly hidden spiderman suit hidden by a sweater holding onto a wounded man. Who turns out to be the Winter Soldier her and Steve were on the hunt for.

we need a fic of Eva telling Even what Isak used to think of bakka boys XD

#oh, Isak

Very specific Inukag type of angst I wish I found more in fics because it just hits different: Kagome slowly becoming indifferent to the love triangle drama and Inuyasha getting heart broken because he realizes he's losing her.

I don't know why but I think Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is so Bechloe coded. Like it's a HS Au where Beca's just like I don't like your bf (Tom), I think you need a new one.

SOMEBODY ANYBODY PLEASE WEITW THIS IM DESPERATELY IN NEED OF THIS IDEA

OK OK OK IMAGINE

Q(changmin)from the boyz in a slasher au x and final girl reader

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

HotD au where character (anyone you want) does the "I know what you are" speech to reader, but reader is a time traveler pretending to be a servant or some shit, I don't know man, I'm high

Idk what it is but every time I watch Howls moving castle, all I can think about is stray kids

So yeah if anybody wants to write a howls moving castle au but with stray kids PLEASE TAG ME I WM BEGGING

i have this headcanon that percy and rachel reconnect after his first year at new rome. he visits camp half-blood and runs into her. they talk for a few minutes and agree to see a movie together as friends. and within a week. they're back to finding comfort in each other's presence. having inside jokes. and bi-weekly painting sessions. and late might conversations about their hopes and dreams for the future. just a really healthy friendship that they've needed since they were fifteen.

There are many things I love about The Queen of Attolia but one of my favorites is how relentlessly Gen roasts Eddis throughout.

Our little fashion obsessed lying brat tells her not to wear a pin with a certain scarf and she does it anyway. Fine, he’ll steal the pin and serves her right.

He tells her that her clothes don’t fit and she looks awful.

The magus says she’s “magnetic” on a personal level and Gen responds, “Bro, have you looked at her? She’s ugly!”

The magus, gently and diplomatically, says she’s perhaps not the ideal of conventional beauty and Gen goes on to list all of her physical flaws with absolutely no hesitation like he’s been waiting for a chance to do so.

And I love it so much because he so obviously adores and loves her. It reminds me very much of my relationship with my own sister and how she talks to me.

And I just know that if Gen ever overheard anyone else say Eddis is ugly, he would absolutely not be okay with it. And it just makes me love him all the more.

Soc fic idea

Jordie's still alive. Kaz lives a double life. Way back then, Jordie almost died and Kaz had to save them and fell into the dark side of ketterdam. He couldn't bring himself to admit the awful things he was a part of to Jordie and instead spent more and more time away from him to participate in gang jobs to make enough money. (Maybe Jordie has some sort of long covid type thing after initially not dying) Kaz gets them a room/apartment, but sneaks out when he can to rejoin the gang, until eventually he's spending more time away than with Jordie. Jordie doesn't know about what Kaz does while he's away and the crows don't know about Jordie.

Ahsoka as Obi-Wan's Padawan would be so funny for one simple reason: Anakin being jealous.

You know when the parents have a new baby and the older one starts to act out because they are not the baby anymore? That would be him. I don't make the rules.

Anakin: so, my master told me -

Ahsoka: you mean our master.

Anakin: ... sure. Our master.

Or:

Anakin: You're taking her to Dex's? You never took me to Dex's that much!

Obi-Wan: ... Anakin, I took you to Dex's every week.