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[tied to the roof]

[gets in my little clown car]

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

I’m planning a fanfic in which Harry Potter decides he won’t f*ck with Umbridge in his fifth year, so he takes a handful of students and staff and makes his own magic school in a bigger castle than Hogwarts.

There are a variety of standardized exams that students must take throughout their education, and I’m stuck on the final one.

are you into ancient greece as well?

Ancient Greece is cool! You can't understand Rome - or a lot of European history, art, and philosophy - without knowing a bit about Greece too. That's a heck of a legacy! Plus it's fascinating in its own right.

But Rome is special. Much like my old dog who chased the ceiling fan in circles. Maybe it's easier for me to relate to, as a millennial who grew up in another big cosmopolitan empire, one that falls short of its own promises just like Rome did. Maybe it's that I love drama. Few ancient historical accounts match the juicy scandals - or ordinary humanity - of Roman politicians.

Maybe it's just oddly comforting to see how the world has fallen apart before, and put itself back together again. Slowly, bloodily, unfairly. But it kept going. And if the Romans could rebuild their lives after all that garbage, I think we can, too.

[Grabbing Octavian's dad by the shoulders in 59 BCE] Look man. You gotta try really hard not to die. If you die your son is going to imprint on Julius Stupid Caesar and - yeah, the one who just dumped poop all over his co-consul's head. Great role model. He's gonna try to make himself king, get himself shanked, and your son is going to go on the mother of all revenge killing sprees and rip up any hope of restoring the republic in the process. Your little Gaius. The one who passes out if the wind blows too hard. So you need to fucking live and aww hell you've keeled over already.

gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?

Reminder to the architects of Tumblr, Vitruvius said Venustas.

crassus and his sexy firefighting hunks could have saved troy AND increased its resale value

Apollo: Daddy!!! He killed my moomoo!!!

Odysseus: OwO

so you'll condone cannibalism?

sure why not

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Making Brett Kavanaugh cry is very presidential.

Laying a racist construct built by white men at the feet of one woman is ridiculous.

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

its not funny anymore i wish i was a pebble

*talks about historical figures like i know them personally*

"we have to accept trump is going to win" blah blah yeah yeah. French medias and politicians were saying the same about our own far right a month ago. They ended up 3rd.

@americans don't listen to your local idiots. They don't know what they are talking about. Go out and vote, help your community and keep hope alive yourself

Percy: *on the phone with Jason* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.

Jason: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.

Percy: Maybe.

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

Ring with intaglio representing Julius Caesar. Made of black agate and dated to 43 or 42 BC. Musée d'art et d'histoire of Geneva (MAH)

Photography: Time Travel Rome (cc-by-2.0)

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

??? loosebelted balding FOP?

im. crying