Themanfromnantucket - There Once Was A Man From Nantucket...

Are all of you managing to stay dry and safe?

I'm not sure what I could do to help, but I can certainly try if you're out of options.

Semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat.

“We’re always in the manure; only the depth varies.” (via ieatedthepurpleone)

Actually, I own a copy of "101 Uses for a Dead Cat" (and I might have 101 More Uses for a Dead Cat somewhere in my parent's basement). It's one part disturbing to two parts amusing. I can only hope that they release a third edition that includes the hovercat.

Full article on the hovercat can be found here.

Just a few gems from the treasure trove that is the “Weird Books” section of abebooks.com

Don't Forget to Come Up For Air

Higgledy-piggledy Cunnilinguistically, Staying down longer is Not a small task And if she's reclining  With Rubenesque lining Be close in reach of an oxygen mask.

For the sake of giving everyone a happy ending, I'm going to assume that "very large knife" is innuendo and the dragon and the knight rode off into the sunset together. They moved to New York to get married and lived happily ever after.

October 28th

A dragon was bored with his life

And decided to go seek a wife

But his quest was stopped short

When the dragon was caught

By a knight with a very large knife