The Flip Side.

The flip side.

There once was a man from Pawtucket,

Who read about a man from Nantucket.

But his dick was too small,

He couldn’t suck it at all,

After numerous attempts, he said fuck it.

Just published in PLOS Neglected Tropical Diseases:

“An In-Depth Analysis of a Piece of Shit: Distribution of Schistosoma mansoni and Hookworm Eggs in Human Stool”

I would include a figure, but this blog isn’t NSFW and it involves a cartoon human doing the number two. Enjoy this fine piece of science.

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

The internet is over, everyone can go home

THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME

Fine; I get it. It's over. Let me just take my stuff and leave.

Alright, I've got just about everything. Can you throw the last few things together for me?

Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs.

He preferred to stay in

'Til seduced by Thorin

To go hunt down a dragon and rob it.

An Unexpected Seduction And The Resulting Journey

Another one I couldn't make work.

In a hole in the ground lived a hobbit,

The name Baggins was written upon it,

Extinct lizard newly renamed after President Obama: Obamadon gracilis

“The lizard has these very tall, straight teeth and Obama has these tall, straight incisors and a great smile,” said Nick Longrich, a paleontologist at the school in New Haven, Connecticut…

Mr Longrich said he waited until after the recent US election to name the dinosaur. “It would look like we were kicking him when he’s down if he lost and we named this extinct lizard after him,” he said in an interview.

“Romneydon” was never under consideration…

In 2005, entomologists named three species of North American slime-mold beetles agathidium bushi, agathidium cheneyi and agathidium rumsfeldi in honor of the then-president, vice president and secretary of defense.

(source)

I Spy…

I spy two budgies, a goldfinch, three pennies, a bat, a tarantula, five warblers, and the skull of a woodrat; two bacula, an eraser, a cardinal’s wing, a bobby pin, a bushtit, and some red and white string; four pistachios, a snipe tail, a magnifying glass, five tacks, a paperclip chain, a sea urchin, and a pencil that is black; a chipmunk, two hummingbird nests, two eggs that are blue, fifteen mammal skulls, two kinglets, and a murre egg too!

See more photos here: Slater Museum of Natural History - PSM