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Dating Tips For The Shameless
Dating tips for the shameless
A whaler from old Saskatoon,
Who acted a drunken buffoon
Spied his blind date,
Who was quite overweight,
And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"
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Was talking about limericks with a friend and remembered this gem. This is why I love Zero Punctuation videos, Yahtzee is a genius XD
I'm not sure what I find more disconcerting: the knowledge that Mr. Ratburn and I have rather similar blogs, or the fact that I'm completely ok with that.
Source: aeferg
Because this is a blog for classy things like poetry, I would like to showcase a sensual snippet of the literary phenomenon sweeping the nation as read by a critically acclaimed voice actor.
Loki: trickster god of the Norse
Fell head over heels for a horse,
Turned into a mare,
Had quite an affair,
And gave birth an eight-legged foal, of course.
(Photo source: jen-and-kris)