Source: Aeferg

Source: aeferg

Dating tips for the shameless

A whaler from old Saskatoon,

Who acted a drunken buffoon

Spied his blind date,

Who was quite overweight,

And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.

Orange

a graphic/visual/wordless poem

(it's not a well-defined genre)

You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."