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a graphic/visual/wordless poem
(it's not a well-defined genre)
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ieatedthepurpleone liked this · 13 years ago
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You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."
Because this is a blog for classy things like poetry, I would like to showcase a sensual snippet of the literary phenomenon sweeping the nation as read by a critically acclaimed voice actor.
Dating tips for the shameless
A whaler from old Saskatoon,
Who acted a drunken buffoon
Spied his blind date,
Who was quite overweight,
And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"
(Submission) A mariner hailing from Kish / Encountered a woman, half-fish / Ichthyologically-speaking / He always was sneaking / A few extra bites of that dish.
Thank you ieatedthepurpleone for this tasty bit of verse.
You somehow manage to squeeze absolutely bizarre, yet wonderful, words into poems.
