The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour

An affluent angler from Kent Embarked to the main Continent, But in using his rod, He never caught cod, So how come it came back so bent?

"The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology. Every year, in a gala ceremony in Harvard's Sanders Theatre, 1200 splendidly eccentric spectators watch the winners step forward to accept their Prizes. These are physically handed out by genuinely bemused genuine Nobel laureates."

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.

Cell division

“The plan will only work if you access the secret compartment in your fedora by removing the brim of your hat,” Johnny devised.

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The Grand Tour VI

At The Hague in the land of the Dutch A girl gives that topical touch To each diplomat Until they go splat; They call her "The Eurozone Crutch."